The Inu-Yasha Sue of the Day

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:54:06 GMT

You see some wacky shit on the news, you know? For example, how do you "accidently" swallow a fork?

Title: heart of ice
Perpetrator: Princess Fluffy (*gag*)
Summary: Sess resents humans, but what will happen when he meets a human woman that is more than what she appears to be? Will Sess fall for this mysterious woman or will his hatred of humans get in the way? Please R&R rated G, but may change
Rating: Bad

Name: Amidora
Species: Something mysterious and unexplained as of now.
Age: N/A

Hair: Black
Eyes: Deep emerald
Appearance: She's a bit bloody when Sesshoumaru finds her.

Special Possessions: None yet
Clothing: Not describe

Backstory: She was walking alone and unprotected through the woods of the Western Lands and was attacked by a snake youkai. Sesshoumaru saves her. The fanfiction world groans in despair.
Special Abilities: She's remarkably ungrateful.
Connections to Canon She'll end up with Sesshoumaru. The fanfiction world gives another common groan.

Notes: *gags the Sue with a spork*

Sample: Amidora got up from the small brook that she had stopped to clean up. It was such a nice day out. Amidora looked at the small grove she was in. *Why have I never done this before?* Amidora turned around to leave, when a noise from the bushes stopped her.

A snake demon dashed out after her. She just manage to dodge it, but its one claw managed to swipe her side. Amidora winced in pain, blood began to flow from the wound. The snake demon coiled up and made a loud cry. Amidora put her hand over her wound. She was getting ready for the worst, when a flash of white came out in front of her.

Sesshoumaru leapt out before the snake demon could strike. With one quick movement of his hand the demon fell to the ground in two. Sesshoumaru turned to look at the young woman before him. Her black hair fell down in front of her. Her deep emerald eyes were locked onto his. She didn’t look that bad, though she was clearly a human. It was a wonder she was not dead. Sesshoumaru noticed her hand was slightly clinging to her side and he could smell the scent of her blood.

He began to walk up to her, when her eyes got slightly wider. “You’re a demon.”

Sesshoumaru stopped walking. His face and eyes remained emotionless. “Actually I am a youkai. Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands and you are on my lands. Who are you and why are you here?”

“My name is Amidora and I did not know that I had to answer to anyone for simply walking through the forest.”

Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes slightly. “Yes you do when you cause demons to come onto my lands and attack you.”

“I did not cause anything to attack me. That thing.” Amidora pointed down to what was left of the snake demon. “Choose to attack me on its own accord. Now if you do not mind, I need to be going.” Amidora was about to leave when Sesshoumaru appeared right in front of her. He peered down to her.

“You are injured.”

“I’ll be fine, I will just find a village to rest at for a bit.”

Sesshoumaru put his tail around Amidora waist held her tightly. “You will do no such thing. I do not need you going around telling people that I did not take of you after rescuing you from a demon on my own lands.”

Amidora looked up at Sesshoumaru. “Well I am sorry if I might stain your presumably spotless reputation.” A hint of sarcasm in her words. “But I already said I could help myself.”

Sesshoumaru wrapped his tail around her more. A smirk formed on his otherwise emotionless face. “and I already said you would not.” With that Sesshoumaru leapt into the air, toward his castle.

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Fri, 09 Apr 2004 00:28:38 GMT

Sue for Friday, March 26th. Can you say "self-insert"?

Title: Inuyasha’s Vacation
Perpetrator: Amygurl
Summary: Inu&friends meet a girl from the real world who blackmailspersuades everyone to go on a vacation! Sunny beach, beautiful resort, and lots of interruptions! oh, the possibilities. InuKag, MirSag,KouAya,SesOC,BanOC
Rating: Bad

Name: Amy Anderson
Species: Human
Age: 15

Hair: Long and black
Eyes: Hazel
Appearance: She 5’4, and perfectly ordinary looking, dammit! Don’t you forget it!

Special Possessions: None yet
Clothing: Pajamas

Backstory: For some reason she goes from present-day America to Muromachi period Japan through her closet.
Special Abilities: OMG She’s a total Inuyasha fan!
Connections to Canon For once, I hope she ends up with Sesshoumaru. I’d hate to think what would happen if she ended up with Bankotsu.

Notes: No rant. I’m tired.

Sample: Once upon a time, not so long ago (a few weeks ago to be exact), there was an average, ordinary, long black-haired, hazel-eyed, 5'4' high, 15 year old, American girl by the name of Amy Anderson. Amy just so happened to be a MAJOR Inuyasha fanatic, and was currently in her living room at 11:55 at night watching the said show. Of course it was a re-run the Cartoon Network channel had repeated for the umpteenth time, but, being a fanatic, Amy watched the television until the end.

"Next time on Inuyasha," the 'concerned' voice of Kagome said on the screen. "Sango's choice, and Kohaku's life." (A.N.: It's something like that, right?) The grave voice immediately became chipper and pepy, "See ya' soon!"

"Aaaaaahhhhh." Amy whined as she turned off the TV. "I shouldn't do this anymore. I have to friggin' get up at 5 tomorrow. Oh well. Never had a problem before." She dragged her tired feet to her bedroom and shut the door, only to realize she had forgotten to brush her teeth. As reaization came over her, she almost burst into tears. Being awake for nineteen hours for the third time in a week did that to a girl. She was tired, worn out, and about to pass out right there, so close to her bed. "Oh well," said she, regaining some of her posture, "That just means I can have a little something before bed." As her mood lightened, she went over to her closet. There, on the floor next to her shoes, was a bag. In that bag was the confines of glorious heavenly bliss that God himself had blessed upon the insignificant speck of a rock in space that we call Earth. Old Halloween candy.

Yes, it was May, as Amy well knew. However. Halloween candy cannot grow old and obtains no exipiration date. Cuz its cAndy.(AN: Did that on purpose to emphasise the A)

" Sweet!" Wisperingly exclaimed she to describe the candy, although it would have probably been more correct had she said "Chocholatey!", but she didn't so what can you do? She reached in for the chocolatey goodness within, held it in all its glory...and tripped.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH....ow." Said the girl in pain from falling on her ass. "That hurt." Well duh. Amy sighed at her stupidity and leaned her head against the tree behind her.

Wait.

A tree?

In her CLOSET?

Oh, no. Had K.C. Been planting pot trees in her closet again?

Wait.

Pot didn't grow on trees.

What the hell was going on?

"Ummm....hello? Can anybody hear me?" A rustle sounded in the bushes next to her. "Oh!" Amy exclaimed. "Who's there?" A small, cute kitty cat with two tails hopped out of the bushes and started purring and rubbing against her legs.

"Awwww! How cute!" Amy started to pet the adorable cat when the two tails caught her eye. "Oh! How unique! Two tails! *gasp* " It was then that Amy realized she wasn't in Louisiana anymore.

"Ki...Kilala?" Questioned the frightened and confused girl. The cat mewed in response. "Oh my..."

"KILALA!!!!!!!" A young boy's voice sounded throughout the wooded area. "KILALA, WHERE ARE YOU?" The voice sounded again. "KILA...oh!" The young fox youkai parted the bushes the cat had come through to see that the said cat was purring and rubbing against a girl dressed in strange clothing...somewhat like the clothing Kagome wore when she wasn't in that school uniform of hers. "Hello!" Greeted Shippo.

"Sh..Shuh...Shuh...Shuh...SHIPPO?"

"How do you know my name?"

"Whuh...who... whe...HOW?"

Just then a perverted monk walked in, confusion in his eyes.

"What's going on, Shippo? Did you find...Well, Hello!" Miroku, the Buddhist (A.N.:Spelling?) monk responded to meeting, sort-of, a 'beautiful' girl.

"...Hi."

"Such a lovely lady should not be wandering the forest at night. What monsters could attack? What deamons could appear to threaten your life?" Miroku went on describing the dangers of the forest of Inuyasha, so that prehaps the girl would seek comfort and protection from him, as so many other women did in instances before. Amy quickly began to tire of these stories, and said, ever so rudely,

"Shut up."

"...and also, the weather is not....sorry?"

"Well, you're going on and on about how much this forest sucks, obviously you want me to be all like, 'save me, Miroku! Protect me, Miroku! Let me bear your children, Miroku!' And I'm just sayin' I'll accept the generosity, but you've already convinced me to stay with you, so shut up." Ended Amy, flatly. After that a few blinks were exchanged until Amy suddenly found her hands within those of the monk's.

"Oh, I do like a woman who is so straight forward!" Exclaimed the grinning, excited houshi. "Please my fair lady, (A.N.[sings] London bridge is falling down...) since you obviously have the thought in your mind, would you do me the honor of bearing me a son?"

Knowing fully well that was coming, Amy actually considered the question seriously as opposed to slapping him or making a crude joke, she did, after all, want them to like her.

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Wed, 07 Apr 2004 16:37:14 GMT

And today’s Sue, which is also a hanyou.

Title: THE HANYOU GIRL (See?!)
Perpetrator: sesshy’sgirlfriend (*downs a bottle of Bleeprin*)
Summary: this is about a a girl hanyou who is kills humans because they bother but how will this affect the inuyasha gang
Rating: Toxic

Name: Katie. Cause that’s such a Japanese name.
Species: Inu-hanyou.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Red
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Her ears are red too

Special Possessions: Besides a bitchy attitude that gives me an urge to kill, three Shikon jewel shards.
Clothing: Not described

Backstory: She’s part of another family of inu-youkai who like to kill humans and cat demons because they’re bothersome. She meets up with Inuyasha and co. and the bitch-fights commence.
Special Abilities: Even though she’s a total fucking bitch, Miroku hits on her and Inuyasha doesn’t use the Wind Scar on her ass.
Connections to Canon None (I hope).

Notes: No words. Just pain.

Sample: THE HANYOU GIRL:THE KILLER HANYOU

Inuyasha and the gang were walking up a hill."Miroku do you here that someone is fighting and there is a lot of blood"said Inuyasha."lets go there than"said Miroku.

Kagome jumped on her bike and started riding fast Sango was riding Kirara, Shippo too.When they got to the fight they saw a demon fighting against some humans.The humans wanted to kill the demon but she was not easy.

"do you want to kill me come get me I thought humans where strong"said the demon and she ran and wounded another demon.Kagome took an arrow and through it at the demon.The demon hastily took a human and took it as a shield."so you humans won't leave me alone,don't you get I didn't killed that girl if I had killed her I would had destroyed the whole village"said the demon and she killed another human.The humans ran away and left the demon with Inuyasha,Sango,Miroku,Kagome,Shippo and Kirara.

"what do you want do you want to fight too?"asked the demon."why did you kill all those humans?"asked Kagome."you humans don't get it if a human dies is the halfs demon's fault,if you kill an animal to eat they come after me and try to kill me and I won't let them, is better die by the hands of a demon not a by a human's"said the demon.

"what do you mean you are half demon?"asked Sango."yes I am and if you want to fight lets finish this"said the demon."lets finish it than"said Inuyasha."what do you mean Inuyasha she is inoccet"said Kagome.

"everyone thinks its my fault so why not him?"asked the demon.She took her claws out and Inuyasha and her charged against each other."sit"shouted Kagome.Inuyasha fell face down and he made the demon fall on top of him.

She hastily got off his back."wench why did you do that for?"asked Inuyasha and the other demon."what do you mean if I didn't say sit for you to fall"said Kagome."no you might not have done it in purpose but I fell on top of him"said the demon."so what about it?"asked Sango."now I smell like him"said the demon.Inuyasha wanted to kill Kagome but didn't.

"so why do you have to kill the humans if you just have to run away?"asked Shippo."why should I run from them?"asked the demon.She was as rude as Inuyasha."you don't have to be so rude"said Kagome."I can be anyway I want to be"said the demon.

She started to walk away."were do you think you are going we are not finished fighting"shouted Inuyasha."well than if your are going to fight tell your bitch not to interfere"shouted the demon. back."she is not my bitch"shouted Inuyasha.

"yeah right"said the demon with smirk on her face."Inuyasha don't fight her she is weak now"said Kagome."what did you said bitch?"asked the demon."don't call me bitch my name is kagome"shouted Kagome."I don't care bitch and I am not weak"shouted the demon.

"just finish leaving"said Kagome."you don't tell me what to do"said the demon."what are you anyway half wolf demon or something?"asked Kagome."never, I would never, I hate them I am half dog demon"shouted the girl annoyed.

Inuyasha's eyes widend."you are lying only my family are dog demons"shouted Inuyasha."well he lied to you because there was another family of dog demons which were killed by the cats demon because of my stupid father"shouted the demon.

"well why don't you have silver hair?"asked Inuyasha."I do have silver hair but id red because of this stupid humans nad my little ears too"said the demon."cool now the blood won't go away"shouted Inuyasha laughing."well it is because I am going to a hotspring"said the girl and she turned around.

"the only one that is near is the one that is near the village"said Inuyasha."so I'll go there the humans must be scared of me now"sia the demon and she turned to walk the way they were.

The gang didn't ove and they closed their eyes.the girl when was passing by Inuyasha grabed him by surprise by the neck Inuyasha did the same thing.they didn't let go."Inuyasha let her go"shouted Sango."sit"shouted Kagome.

Inuyasha didn't let her go and she didn't let him go eather they both fell on the ground face down but their hands on each others neck.

They let go and stood up."stupid half-breed"shouted the demon."shut up"shouted Inuyasha.

The demon went the other way away from Inuyasha she wanted to fight him to death and he wanted to fight her to death but she knew Kagome would interfere.

She passed by miroku and he slaped her on the butt.She turned and hit him hard across the face."hentai"shouted the demon, and she kicked him.

Sango smiled Kagome too Inuyasha just smirked.she kept walking when something grabed her attention.they were following her."why are you following me?"asked the demon."because we need the jewel shards you have"said Kagome."how did you knew?"asked the demon."I can detect them"said Kagome."well you are not having my hard work"said the demon and she turned to run but Inuyasha was in front of her.

"oh you"shouted the girl.she jumped high and ran to the forest.Inuyasha and the others followed her.She was fast but the others were after her.She jumped to a tree and turned the opposite way.

"iron reaver soul stealer"shouted the girl and blood blades flew to were the gang was.She then turned and ran to the hotspring she couldn't stand the blood of those humans she had killed.

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Wed, 07 Apr 2004 16:23:05 GMT

Sue for Thursday, March 25th.

Title: The Mysterious Neko Demon (PAIN)
Perpetrator: Krystal the Neko Demon (What a surprise)
Summary: This is the rewritten story of my original,the mysterious cat demon.The story has changed alot.Naraku has kidnapped a female neko hanyou and she attacks the Inu gang.what happens when they help her and she leads them to where she believes narkau's castle
Rating: Toxic

Name: Krystel. (uh oh)
Species: Neko-hanyou.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: “Red-tipped ivory white hair cascaded down her back which reached down to her tail which was white”
Eyes: “Greyish colored”
Appearance: “Red-tipped white neko ears were ontop of her head.” Also, she has wings. Invisible wings.

Special Possessions: “Her staff,which had two silver blades on each end of the gray-colored stick.” It glows purple. And did I mention the eight Shikon shards?
Clothing: “She wore a white colored kimono that had red stripes that ran around it.” If you wish to see a picture of today’s Sue, go here!

Backstory: Krystal was special enough to be kidnapped by Naraku from the Eastern Lands.
Special Abilities: She can fly and has an impressively Sue-ish command over magic.
Connections to Canon Everyone trusts her immediately.

Notes: I’m dying from the toxic.

Sample: “Everyone,wake up!” InuYasha yelled as he unsheathed Tessaiga.Kagome stirred and awoke,rubbing her eyes.Sango and Miroku did the same while Kirara and Shippou slept.

“InuYasha,what’s going on?” Kagome asked as she grabbed her arrows that layed by a tree.

“Kagura...”he hissed as he jumped out of the tree he had been using to sleep in.Kagura landed on the ground after she jumped off her feather.She stood before InuYasha and smirked as she held her fan.The neko hanyou was somewhere else now since Kagura told her to stay hidden.She went to the forest,waiting to attack.

“What are you here for,Kagura?” he growled as he held onto Tessaiga.
“I’m here to kill you.It is nothing new,baka halfbreed.” she said mockingly.He growled and ran at her.
“Fuujin no Mai!” Kagura yelled as her blade-like attack flew at InuYasha.He dodged to the left but was caught off guard by another attack.Claws came in contact with him,making him growl in pain.Kagome,Miroku,and Sango watched as InuYasha fell to the ground.
“What the hell was that..?”He said while looking around.The neko hanyou stood on a tree branch,smirking a bit.InuYasha growled at her while turning his attention back to Kagura. “Another detachment of Naraku’s?” InuYasha asked while growling.
“Actually,she is not an attachment of Naraku’s.We kidnapped her from her homelands and now she works for us.” Kagura said while jumping onto her feather. “Neko hanyou,make sure you get rid of these pests...!”she said while disappearing.Krystal smirked and attacked InuYasha with her claws.He dodged and slashed at her with Tessaiga.

“You made a big mistake in fighting me,baka neko!” InuYasha growled while watching her.Krystal jumped into the air,somewhat floating.Her wings,for now were fine and she kept them invisible.Her staff,which had two silver blades on each end of the gray-colored stick.InuYasha smirked a bit.

“Kaze no Kizu!” he yelled as Tessaiga’s attack went toward the neko.
“Gniezeerf Yci Sdniw!”she yelled as a cold breeze with ice flew at Tessaiga’s power .The two powers collided into each other.(Oh yeah,if you see strange words like the ones she just said for her attack,she is speaking her ‘faerie language’.basically,read each word right to left..so her attack would be,Freezing Icy Winds.hope thats helpful.) InuYasha’s attack was cancelled by her attack which wasn’t good for InuYasha.

“What kind of language are you speakin’ cat?” he growled.
“I’m just speaking my language..”she hissed as she dropped to the ground.His growling increased as he became angrier with her.
“Shine,wench!” he yelled while releasing another Kaze no Kizu on her.She smirked as a barrier came up around her.

“Fool,you won’t win!”Krystal’s staff began to glow purple,preparing for her next attack. “Lacirtcele Mrots Ecnad!” The inu hanyou blinked,unsure what her attack could do.She was using one of her stronger attacks now and the sky began to grow dark.Lightning shot down from the sky,aiming for InuYasha and the rest.Kagome,Sango,and Miroku backed away from the area,trying not to get hit with lightning.InuYasha was having difficulty dodging the lightning.Krystal’s eyes turn a light purple as she guided a lightning bolt at InuYasha.He howled in pain as the lightning bolt struck his body.
“InuYasha!” Kagome yelled as she ran to him.Krystal laughed slightly,seeing that the miko cared for the inu hanyou. “Leave him alone!” she hissed as she helped InuYasha.

“Ningen,I have no patience for you.Begone!”Krystal’s eyes turned light purple again,making the lightning bolt head straight toward Kagome.InuYasha pushed Kagome away,let him take the hit and not her.The neko growled as she noticed that she was slowly growing weak. ‘Damn it...I’m already growing tired from fighting this pathetic halfbreed...’she thought as she walked toward him.Kagome got up and grabbed an arrow and aimed it at Krystal.She shot it at her and Krystal yelped.She did not have time to dodge so she took the hit.Krystal fell to the ground,the arrow embedded in her forehead.

“Kagome..why did you shoot her in the head?” Miroku asked while watching the neko.

“She had Shikon shards...eight of them.” she said while walking over to the fallin neko.The fake shard Naraku placed in her forehead shattered,making her regain her control.Miroku followed Kagome,obviously planning something.

Krystal’s eyes turned back to normal and she blinked while whining in pain.Kagome pulled the arrow out of her forehead which made the neko yelped once again.

“Itai!! Why did you have to do that?!” she growled.Kagome tried to take her Shikon fragments but Krystal hissed at her.InuYasha walked over to them and placed Tessaiga to Krystal’s throat.

“Give us the Shikon shards and I will spare your life.” he said while watching her.She pushed Tessaiga away and got up.She winced a bit since she cut her hand while removing Tessaiga away from her throat.

“You won’t get my shards!” she yelled as she ran away from them.InuYasha and Miroku ran after her since they were faster than Kagome and Sango.

‘Maybe one of my arrows will slow her down...’ Kagome thought as she aimed an arrow at Krystal.She reaimed it toward the ground,making it explode under her feet.Krystal flew forward,landing on the ground.Miroku and InuYasha jumped and pinned her to the ground.She,of course,struggled to get away.

“Let me go!!”she screamed as she struggled more.
“Iie!” the two boys said in unison.They put all of their weight on her,trying to make her stop struggling.Kagome and Sango ran over to them and sighed slightly.Krystal pouted as she whinned.Kagome tried once again to take her shikon shards.Krystal snapped at her,not wanting her to take them.InuYasha hit her pretty hard which made her stop.Kagome reached toward her forehead and removed seven shikon fragments.Krystal growled slightly but they ignored it.

“Geez..neko hanyous are such a pain...”InuYasha said while getting off her.Miroku did the same though he didn’t want to.The neko sighed a bit as she sat up.
“What is your name,kitty?” Kagome asked while putting the shikon shards into a bag.Krystal growled at Kagome for calling her a kitty.

“Do NOT call me kitty or I will personally rip your head of--”

“You will do no such thing to Kagome..” InuYasha growled,cutting her sentence off and glaring at her.She rolled her eyes.

“Whatever...My name is Krystallin but you can call me Krystal for short.”

“Why are you working for Naraku?” Miroku asked while staring at her.

“I really don’t work for him.He kidnapped me...and then possessed me.I don’t know why he wants me to work for him.I’m not -that- strong.Strong enough to go against certain demons.”

“It is strange that he kidnapped you..I wonder why he would want to though..it’s just strange.” Sango said while sighing. “Do you know who else is at Naraku’s castle?”

“Hai..there is a dead miko,a human child,Kagura,Kanna,and another demon beside me there.”

“We must leave then...Can you lead us to Naraku’s castle?!” InuYasha asked,a look of hope on his face.Krystal’s face saddened a bit.

“Sadly,I am not too sure where his castle is.I can lead you to where I believe it is.There is no hope that it is the right location.” The gang nodded slightly.

“Then,lead us to where you believe the castle is.” InuYasha said.Krystal smiled a bit and began to head South.The group followed her,Sango,Kagome,and Shippou were riding Kirara and Miroku and InuYasha were walking. Meanwhile....

“Kagura...where is that neko that I sent with you?!” Naraku said,a little pissed off.
“I left her to fight InuYasha since she is stronger and much faster than I.I am sure she is okay.”Kagura said while walking away.Naraku sighed and summoned Kanna to him.
“Kagura...come back here.You have to get Krystal back since the InuYasha gang might have taken her down..Take Kanna with you to get the baka feline back.” he said while sitting by a window.Kagura growled slightly as she walked away and left the castle.

It was now about noon when the gang decided to rest.They have been walking for a while now and they needed a break..except InuYasha and Krystal.Kagome was looking for a river to fill her canteen up.Sango and Miroku was sitting against a tree,thinking about things.Krystal sat a bit further away from them,staring at the sky.She knew she would be in trouble once Kagura or Naraku came to get her and would control her once again.InuYasha was sitting in a tree,watching her.

‘Something doesn’t seem right with this feline...She could be leading us into a trap since she is working for Naraku..Unless he really was just controlling her.I’m not sure if we should following her or not.I guess we will have to see...’he thought while sighing.Krystal’s ears twitched as she looked around.Her staff layed next to her which she picked up.Her grayish-colored orbs scanned the area while she continued to look for the source of the noise.InuYasha’s ears also twitched as he began to hear odd noises. Blades crashed into the ground surrounding Krystal.She screamed from the sudden attack while InuYasha unsheathed Tessaiga.Miroku grabbed his shakujou and ran over to the scared neko.

“What the hell do you want now,Kagura?” InuYasha asked while growling.Kagura landed infront of him again while Kanna stood behind her.He growled more at them,knowing he could not attack.

“All I want is the kitty.”she said with a smirk.Krystal growled and ran at her,preparing to attack her.

“Cirtcele Bro!”she yelled while an orb that was a light yellow color formed.The orb was pretty big but easy to dodge.The orb flew at Kagura but was easily deflected by Kanna.Krystal’s eyes widened as the orb came flying back at her.She couldn’t move fast enough and was hit with her own attack.She flew across the area,landing roughly onto the ground.She growled in pain as Kagura laughed.Miroku tried to hit her with his staff but he missed.

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Tue, 06 Apr 2004 19:21:29 GMT

And finally, today’s Sue. Doing four in one day will really take it out of you.

Title: Dragonlord
Perpetrator: raydec
Summary: Kagome finds out that she is a decsendant of an ancient race know as dragonlords she finds out she has the ability to turn into a dragon for more info read the story
Rating: Toxic

Name: Kagome Higurashi, who really needs to stop being raped like this.
Species: Dragonlord, it would seem
Age: 16.

Hair: I suppose it’s still black
Eyes: Brown/Gray, depending on if the author reads the manga or watches the anime
Appearance: She has a dragon form which has “hazel wings” and “ocean-blue scales.”

Special Possessions: I know that Grampa Higurashi gives her some heirloom, but I didn’t get that far due to excessive eye-bleedage.
Clothing: Interestingly enough, Kagome’s clothes are ripped off when she goes super-dragon on everyone.

Backstory: I won’t answer this because this is not Higurashi and everything I write is blatant canon misrepresentation of the worst kind.
Special Abilities: She can turn into a fucking dragon.
Connections to Canon Kagome Higurashi with a schizophrenic internal dragon voice named “Rathar.”

Notes: Do they have the SATs in Japan?

Sample: “Were am I??” Kagome said drowsily

Keada raised one eyebrow “where do ye think ye are child”

Kagome staggered to her feet “Oh, jeez how have I been out??”

Keada walked over to support Kagome “ye child have been out for jist about 3 days”

Kagome shoves Keada away with surprise “WHAT 3 DAYS”

“What’s wrong child” said Keada once again going to support Kagome

“WHATS WRONG!! WHATS WRONG” screamed Kagome “My SAT is today”

Helping Kagome support herself on the door frame Keada asks “what is the SAT ye keep talking about child”

“You wouldn’t understand” stated Kagome

“Anyway I need to get back to my own time”

Kagome dashed from the village staggering side to side as she entered Inuyasha Forest, while trying to reach the Bone Eaters well she tripped over a tree root protruding from the ground.

“(Oww, I think I sprained my ankle)” Kagome thought to herself

“Ah yes you’re a yummy looking morsel” stated a hoarse voice

“(Oh , No)” Kagome thought to herself as she looked up

As Kagome looked up she saw a huge lizard demon standing in front of her

“(Inuyasha won’t make it in time)” thought Kagome

“TRANSFORM” came a voice out of nowhere

“Who... who’s there??” stuttered Kagome

“No, one here but me girl” stated the lizard demon

“I am in your head” said the voice again

“Rathar is that you??” asked Kagome

“Yes, Now transform before it’s to late” said Rathar

“HOW” Kagome screamed through out her head

“Just will it” said Rathar confidently

Kagome closed her eyes and started mumbling “change” over and over again

“Saying your last words girl, thanks for saving me the time of asking” said the lizard demon

The lizard demon lunged at Kagome hands open and locked for a kill

“CHANGE!!!” Kagome’s eyes burst open flaring with white hot rage

The lizard demon halted his attack in surprise to Kagome comment

Kagome’s cloths started ripping into pieces as she stated to change, her skin started to turn into scales, when suddenly her back ripped open displaying a pair of beautiful hazel wings The lizard demon started to back away slowly “What...What’s going on”

Kagome had transformed into a giant ocean blue dragon

Kagome opened her mouth to speak but no words came out, but instead 3 fireballs came out of her mouth

One of the fireballs hit the lizard demon square in the face

The lizard demon fell over dead, the next fireball hit the lizard demon’s body completely incinerating it, the last fireball hit a tree catching it on fire.

Just then Inuyasha came bursting out of the trees

Inuyasha spotted Kagome’s ripped up cloths on the ground in front of the dragon

Inuyasha looked up to see the dragon staring at him “YOU *******” then Inuyasha lunged at the dragon holding Tetsaiga in hand.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1800246

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 19:12:43 GMT

Yesterday’s Sue.

Title: Continuation
Perpetrator: Lady Miki Amaya
Summary: InuYasha finds out that he has a sister, Miki. Please R&R! Man, the number of Inutaishou’s illegimate children could put Wilt Chamberlain to shame.
Rating: Awful

Name: Miki Amaya, which makes sense when you look at the author’s penname.
Species: Hanyou… I think?.
Age: 13.

Hair: “raven-black, waist-length hair that flowed about her gracefully.”
Eyes: Golden
Appearance: “Perched atop her head were two midnight- black dog ears that twitched now and then.”

Special Possessions: I’m choosing to leave this category blank lest an uncontrollable rage assault me and I’m unable to finish the day’s reports.
Clothing: “She was dressed the way a miko would dress”

Backstory: She was raised as a apprentice to the miko who taught Kikyou. It was decided that she’d stay out of the public eye until she was eighteen, all the better to impress everyone with her super-speshul powers when the time came.
Special Abilities: She can run fast and pull huge pink ball of energy out of thin air. She can also transform into a raven and fly. She’s just that special. Also, she’s well versed in the arts of healing.
Connections to Canon One of Inuyasha’s many unknown sisters. And he has something of an incestuous crush on her.

Notes: *headdesk*.

Sample: “I like them.”

“I agree with Shippou.” Miroku voiced his opinion of Miki. The team was discussing whether they should allow Miki and Takedo to stay and join the team. Miroku and Shippou had given their opinions, voting to keep them.

“I think that Miki’s a very sweet girl. Takedo is quite polite and I think that he could make out to become a great demon slayer.” Sango had given her decision. Kagome caught a fleeting glimpse of sadness on the taiji-ya’s face.

[She’s probably thinking about Kohaku,] Kagome thought.

“I agree with Sango. They’d be great additions to the team.”

The only member who hadn’t spoken was InuYasha. He was oddly sullen, giving an occasional glare to anyone who looked at him the wrong way.

“InuYasha? What do you think? Do you think that they should stay?”

InuYasha glared at Kagome, who pulled back a little.

“No.”

InuYasha got up and walked up before any of the stunned group could react.

[Ok, smarty. You’ve really ruined it for yourself this time.

Just go away.

How can I?

...

Like I was saying, you blew it. BIG time.

I know that.

Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it? You just said no to admitting your sister into the group. NOW what?

Shut up.]

A crackling in the bushes suddenly startled InuYasha. Miki appeared from the bushes.

“Um...hi.” Miki cautiously approached InuYasha.

[Great. NOW what does she want?]

“Um...I don’t know how to put this...” Miki began.

“Just spit it out, wench!”

Miki frowned at the verbal insult, but continued. “I heard that you don’t want neither Takedo nor I in the team.”

“Yeah. So?”

“I just wanted to say that...”

[Yeah? Hurry up. You’re trying my patience...]

“That I understand.” Miki’s response confused InuYasha.

Miki took a deep breath. “I can understand if you don’t want me hanging around you. I guess that it’s because I’d probably get in the way and I have no business here anyways. So,” Miki continued, “I guess that Takedo and I will leave tonight.”

[She looks really upset.

Oh, no. I am NOT going to become soft with her.

...

NOW what?

You want her to stay.

I do NOT!

Just give her the night. That’s the least she deserves. She did heal you, you know.

Fine. But just for the night.]

“Miki?” InuYasha said a little harshly. Miki looked up at him. InuYasha nearly forgot what he was going to say. Something in her big, beautiful, golden eyes caught him and temporarily paralyzed him.

Once InuYasha had regained his voice, “Ok. Fine. You can stay the night. But just for tonight, clear?”

Miki nodded. InuYasha saw her smile before she walked away and was left staring at her.

[She’s pretty, ne?

Yeah...she is...no, wait! What are you saying?

You DO like her, don’t you?] The persuasive little voice in the back of InuYasha’s head asked.

[...] InuYasha didn’t answer.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1801490

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 15:49:18 GMT

Here’s the Sue for last Saturday.

Title: Call of the Dog Demons
Perpetrator: I’m-A-Shady-Gurl (I won’t ask)
Summary: Sesshomaru is a mysterious, handsome, overconfident 16-year-old boy who is part of a gang of bullies in school. Practically every girl in school is throwing themselves to him. But then a new student appears in his life. How will this change him? SessXOC - Like shooting fish in a barrel. *prepares the canon-stick*
Rating: Bad

Name: She is as yet unnamed
Species: Inu-youkai.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Long black hair
Eyes: “the coldest grey eyes you have ever seen.”
Appearance: Mysterious, enigmatic, blah blah blah.

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: “She had a white kimono on, and it had blue stipes all over it.

Backstory: A mess of dragon demons killed her husband and only son, so now she has a vendetta against them.
Special Abilities: She has a youkai form and can fly. Or something.
Connections to Canon She’s so going to end up with Sesshoumaru

Notes: At least they’re pairing him with a youkai this time.

Sample: "Those damn dragon demons. They have already caused enough trouble and now their making it even worse." She complained.
"Just like you, I despise those dragons." Sesshomaru murmured narrowing his eyes.
"I mean, they can't just keep bosing us around and telling us what to do." She cried out.
"I agree." He said simply.
"That's how your father died, because he chose a human girl, and you know as much as I do that they totally despise half demons."
"So do certain races of demons, too." He uttered.
"Yeah, but we're not concerned about those demons right now. The Dragons are the ones who have been one step ahead of us all the time."
"Excuse me. Mino?" The girl turned around to face a man with a very pale face.
"Yes?" She returned.
"The dog demons are coming." He soughed.
"What direction." She ordered.
"North East and South West." He vocalized.
"Thank you Gan."
"Your welcome melady." He said as he bowed and walked back into the forest.
"Who was that?" Inuyasha asked dumbly.
"Gan, he has helped me after I saved his life a couple of years back." She replied.
"Oh." Inuyasha said looking at the sky. Sure enough there were about a hundred transformed dog demons on the way. They all landed softly on the ground and transformed into human forms and walked towards the girl now dubbed Mino.
"What is this about?" One yelled from behind the group.
"Yeah! I haven't heard that damn whistle in about five hundred years!" Another shouted.
"People, people, please calm down. This is concerning those dragons." Mino answered. There were loud murmur's in discust about the dragon demons.
"They have just pushed me over the edge with their 'oh we're better than you' attitude!" One shouted from the front.
"Yes, well. They have taken over us a little to long! We have to have a plan!" All of the sudden, a black transformed dog demon landed behind the group and transformed into human form like the rest. She had long black hair and the coldest grey eyes you have ever seen. They made Sesshomaru's look like they came from a week on a island with a never ending supply of candy on it.
"What did I miss?" She shouted towards Mino.
"So glad you could make it. We were just talking about the dragons."
"The dragons? Those scum balls?" The black haired girl criticized.
"Sounds like you have it personal with them." Mino said crossing her arms.
"Yes, in fact, I do." She answered. "They killed my husband, then killed my only son."
"So sad. Well, lets get to plannning."

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1664047

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 15:42:11 GMT

I am SO sorry that I missed the Sues for the last three days, but it couldn’t be helped… I never realized that I took a home computer for granted before. Here’s the Sue for Wednesday, March 24.

Title: Because of you
Perpetrator: kaikawaii
Summary: Sesshomaru is a mysterious, handsome, overconfident 16-year-old boy who is part of a gang of bullies in school. Practically every girl in school is throwing themselves to him. But then a new student appears in his life. How will this change him? SessXOC - Like shooting fish in a barrel. *prepares the canon-stick*
Rating: Awful

Name: Emiko Ishikawa
Species: Perky human teenager.
Age: 16

Hair: “She slowly brushed her coffee-colored, shoulder length hair and tied it in a high ponytail.”
Eyes: Emerald sparkly eyes.
Appearance: She’s beautiful enough to catch Sesshoumaru’s attention.

Special Possessions: And “azure-colored room” and a younger brother.
Clothing: Except for her “lavender colored velvet slippers,” nothing else is described.

Backstory: She’s just transferred to a very highly-acclaimed school and gets run over by Sesshoumaru’s motorcycle before she gets through the door. No such luck on her dying, though
Special Abilities: She immediately becomes bestest buddies with Kagome and Inuyasha.
Connections to Canon She’s so going to end up with Sesshoumaru.

Notes: I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: DOGS DO NOT PURR.

Sample: The two entered the room to see two smiling faces. One was a man. Because of the blue tie and white polo shirt, Emiko assumed he was a teacher. His blonde hair swayed with him as he walked closer to the two girls.

The other one was a woman. She had long raven black hair tied in a loose ponytail. Emiko knew she was a teacher because of her ID.

“Kikyo, Ryo!” Kaede yelled as the two stepped closer. “This is yer new student Emiko Ishikawa. I believe she will be in yer class Mikami, take good care of her. Emiko, this is Mr. Ryo Mikami and Ms. Kikyo Shimigawa your Math, Science, Reading and Social Studies teachers.”

Emiko stared at the two happy faces and let out a smile. “Ohayo Mikami-sensei, Shimigawa-sensei!”

“Ohayo Ishikawa-san!” greeted Kikyo in return.

“Emiko,” said Mr. Mikami in a low voice which made Emiko slightly blush. “You better come with me to class. The bell will ring any time now.”

So, Emiko followed her blonde sensei to her classroom not far from the staff room. It was found at the right side and was near to library too.

Emiko entered the room with an unpainted face. She closed her eyes when she was already in the room standing in front of the class. She was already hearing her heart beat. Sweat poured down her forehead.

It’s ok Emiko, c’mon you can do this, she chanted.

She held her dark black skirt tightly as she heard Mr. Mikami say: “Class, I would like you to meet a new student. Her name’s Emiko Ishikawa and she’s from Kyoto.”

“Ohayo Emiko-san!” recited the class in a sleepy manner. This made Emiko sweat more.

“Emiko, would you like to say a few words?”

Emiko took a deep breath and opened her eyes slowly to see twenty- nine faces in front of her. Some looked a little board but some kept a smiling face.

“Hi! I’m Emiko. Glad to meet you all!”

Emiko was expecting an answer but class was dead silent. She sweat dropped and simply smiled.

“Ok,” said Mr. Mikami finally. “You take the seat in between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha over there.” He pointed at the seat between two silver haired men. Emiko almost lost her balance when she saw the same cold man seated there. He had already had a bandage surrounding his cut forehead and his bloody hands.

Emiko walked between the last row and the second to the last one. She took her seat hesitantly and laid her bag beside her. She turned to her left to see a short silver haired boy just like the one she bumped into. Just then, she noticed to dog ears sprouting out of him.

“Excuse me,” she said shyly. “Are those real?” She slowly crept to Inu-Yasha and rubbed his left ear.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GIRL?! THOSE ARE REAL ALRIGHT!!!!!!!” Inu-Yasha shouted only for those people near-by to hear. Emiko couldn’t believe it but her seatmate had dog ears and was now purring like a cat.

“What are you?” she asked windrowing her hand from his ear.

“Why do you care? I don’t even know you!” Inu-Yasha replied annoyed.

“Sheesh!” sighed Emiko. “Just asking.”

Then a jet black haired girl turned from her seat which was in front of Inu-Yasha.

“Sorry Emiko for his bad attitude,” she said. “I’m Kagome Higurashi, this is Inu-Yasha Taishi.”

“Hi Kagome! And it’s alright, I was rude too,” Emiko admitted as she turned to her right. “Are you alright now?”

Sesshomaru knew she was talking to him but simply ignored her. Emiko was irritated and decided to bug him with the same question but tried hard not to irritate Sesshomaru as well.

After the 8th time, Emiko saw Sesshomaru look at her with at the corner of his eye. Then he slowly faced her with the same unemotional stare he gave her a while ago.

“Leave me alone or else,” he threatened and turned his gaze back to the black board. Emiko heard him curse under his breath and say something about a ‘great disturbance she was going to be’.

Emiko sighed feeling defeated. She admitted that this school was better than the last one, but it was still not that perfect.

So much for a happy welcome, she thought sarcastically. Just hope I don’t run into more of these kind of people.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1802036

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:35:01 GMT

Canon-rape! Canon-rape for everyone!

Title: The Wild HanyouInuyasha's Little Sister
Perpetrator: Babygirl2019
Summary: Inuyasha and the gang meets Sora To the point, I’ll admit.
Rating: Awful

Name: Sora
Species: Hanyou.
Age: 16

Hair: “long sliver hair with brown streaks” I’m starting to hate the silver/sliver typo.
Eyes: “light brown eyes that sparkled in the sun,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.
Appearance: Her body is “curvier than Kagome’s.” She also has dog ears, but no tail because she’s a wolf-hanyou (WTF?)

Special Possessions: A sword named “Shikon.” *eyeroll* But before you down the Bleeprin, get this: it was made by the “same power and elements of the Shikon jewel” and it can only work in her hands. She’s that special.
Clothing: “she wore a light blue skirt and a light blue fire rat coat (the same thing Inuyasha wears)”

Backstory: She shows up out of the blue. For no reason. Everyone loves her immediately.
Special Abilities: She gave me an urge to kill in less than 1,000 words.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha’s younger sister, as they often seem to be. And she’ll probably end up with Kouga.

Notes: Okay, so Inuyasha’s younger sister is a wolf hanyou. This rules out the possibility of InuTaisho being her father, which means that Izayoi was sleeping around. That in itself makes me want to print out the fic for the sole purpose of BURNING IT.

Sample: “Inuyasha is that you? A soft voice came from behind them. As everyone turned around, they saw a young Hanyou about 16 years old (with a body of like Kagome like, but a bit curvier), she had long sliver hair with brown streaks, light brown eyes that sparkled in the sun, she wore a light blue skirt and a light blue fire rat coat (the same thing Inuyasha wears) she looked almost like a human but had the presence of a wolf demon for some reason.

“you must be Sora. My name is Kagome, pleased to meet you.” “Pleased to meet you too.” Sora. “can’t you say hi to your older brother” said Inuyasha with his arms extended out to hug his sis. “of coarse I can, (hugging her bro.) how are you?” she asked. Before Inu. could answer Miroku so rudely interrupted their reunion.

“O yeah let me introduce you to the rest of gang this is Sango” Sango “hi” Inu. “Shippo” Shippo. “wow I never met a nicer version of Inuyasha before... oowww” Inuyasha knocked Shippo across the head. “don’t be so mean to him Inuyasha” said Sora

Inu. “yeah, whatever. O yeah this Kirara, she’s Sango’s pet.” “hi. Aren’t you the lil’ cutie.” Sora. Just then Kiala transformed into her bigger form. “o... I’m sorry, I meant to say, aren’t you the cutie.”

Inu: “(sigh) and this is Miroku” Miro: “pleased to meet such a beautiful young girl.” “um Inuyasha, I hate to break up this moment, but Kouga is coming, and fast.” Kagome.

“Damn, he always comes at the wrong time” Inuyasha drawing out his sword. “I’ll help, just like old times.” Said Sora drawing out her sword. “Wow what’s the name of your sword? Asked Sango as she looked at it. “it’s name is Shikon it was made by my father, it is made by the same power and elements of the Shikon jewel, and it can only work in my hands” Sora

“Inuyasha, I’ve come to... claim... this... beautiful... wolf hanyou standing in front of me” trying to change what he was goin’ to saw and not embarrass in front of this beauty.

“a wolf that’s where your wrong Kouga. She a half breed just like Inuyasha” said Shippo trying to defend for Sora.

“no Shippo, he’s right. I am a wolf, but only a half, that’s why I have the doggy ears, but not the tail.” Said Sora

“See you lil’ shrimp I can tell if there’s a wolf demon around, and I was right. So my love... why don’t you tell me your name.” Kouga said in his sexiest voice kissing the top of her hand, looking at her with his brown eyes.

“my name is Sora, Inuyasha’s younger sister.” “so I’ve heard.”

“look I hate to break up this lil’ love feast, but we gotta go.” Inuyasha said impatiently

“bye, my love. I will wait for you until the next time we meet.” Kouga said, then ran off into the sun set.

“With that said and done, why don’t we take you to the hot springs, you know for a girls night, while the boys stay here and get the fire goin’” suggested Kagome. “Sure why not” Sango and Sora said happily.

“Hey what about us?” said Miroku holding Sango around her waist. (o yeah I forgot to mention that Sango is 9 months pregnant, with Miroku’s son on the way, and Kagome is 6 months with a son and a daughter) “Let them go and enjoy themselves, in the mean time I’ll wait for you to come back Kagome.” Said Inuyasha, kissing her.

“Aww, how sweet all of you guys are lovers. Don’t worry I wont be in the way much” said Sora laughing and running towards the hot springs. ( they’re pregnant but they don’t look it so they can still do anything)

“Hey” yelled Sango and Kagome running after her.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1799138

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:23:19 GMT

ue for Tuesday, March 23rd.

Title: The Day Inuyasha Met a Old Friend (and promptly FEASTED ON HER ENTRAILS, MWAHAHAHAHAHA)
Perpetrator: rose19
Summary: what happens whenn Inuyasha and a old friend meet after a long time, with Kagome mixed in the middle? read to find out. There should be a ff.net screening process for summaries… if you can’t put correct grammar and spelling in the summary, what chance does the fic have?
Rating: Awful

Name: Rose. *points to author name*
Species: I’m not sure, the huge text block ate my brain.
Age: I guess about Sesshoumaru’s age.

Hair: “baby blue hair”
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Nothing else is mentioned (thank god).

Special Possessions: Besides an annoying attitude? None.
Clothing: And off-white undershirt and “navy-blue outfit.”

Backstory: Apparently she used to live next door to Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha… or something…
Special Abilities: Some sort of lightning power that she uses to trap Kagome *bitchslaps Sue*
Connections to Canon “A Old Friend” of Inuyasha’s.

Notes: A note to the Suethor: DOGS DO NOT PURR.

Sample: Inuyasha walking in the forest on a nice sunny day, he was trying to decide if becoming a full fledged bonifed demon was such a good idea after all, I mean, it's been on his mind for a long time. He was having to consider Kagome's, Miroku's, Sango's, and Kikyo's safety, and Kirara's too. He didn't care about Myoga or Shippou's. He had been walking for awhile alone, and Kagome was starting to get a bit worried, so she set off to find him in the woods, taking her bow and arrows with her incase she needed them. If Inuyasha tryed to run off, she'd be ready to say "SIT BOY!" and have him faceplant, and make sure he wasn't hurt at all.At the least she would try not get captured...again, and saved by Inuyasha...again. But in the shadows lurked a mysterious half dog demon girl, much like Inuyasha, and much unlike him as well. The hanyou's name was Rose, but she didn't reveal herself to Kagome... Kagome found her because of her five shards. Stopping, Kagome turned around. "Come out, I know your there." Kagome said. Rose answered, while she jumped swiftly to another tree closer to Kagome. "Yeah, and so?". Kagome didn't feel like arguing with anyone so she just kept walking looking for Inuyasha. Rose was following her, then stopped."are you Kagome?" "Yeah, and why do you wanna know?". Rose then jumped down revealing herself to have baby blue hair, and a off white undershirt, and a navy blue outfit. "Give me them." she said. "No!" Kagome told her, walking off again."Inuyasha, where are you?". Rose followed her now on the ground. They soon found Inuyasha. "who's that Kagome?" asked Inuyasha. "I don't know, she followed me wanting the shards." answered Kagome. "That's right, and I intend on getting them too!" said Rose, snapping her fingers, and a lightening bolt hit Kagome, and formed a circle around her waist, holding her hands at her sides. "What? Inuyasha help me please!". "What do you want with Kagome, girl?" asked Inuyasha while looking at Kagome, trying to think of a way to get her out safely. "The shards of course, what else Inuyasha?" replied Rose. "Well you don't have to trap her do....how do you know my name?" Inuyasha replied holding back himself from yelling at the girl for trapping Kagome. "I know you very well. We grew up together, as neighbors, i remeber when Sesshomaru..." said Rose. "Don't EVER mention that no good HALF-brother of mine!" yelled Inuyasha as Rose jumped over to him, scratching his ears nicely, how she used to do it, then kissed him, purring herself then jumped away. "it's been a long time since then Inu." Rose told him. He was just purring then snapped out of it after she jumped away and he fell flat on his face. "DON'T CALL ME INU! and your not going to get away with that Rose! or anything else you and my, BAKA brother did to me!" yelled inuyasha still mad, then he remembered something he used to do to her all the time and it weakend her alot.

A/N: Cliffy, hehe, Oh and excuse the bad grammar, i'm kinda lazy at the moment ^_^;;

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1799293

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:49:21 GMT

Happy April Fools day, guys. Today’s Sue is a lurker contribution, and man is it a doozy. No such luck on me playing some sort of elaborate April Fools joke on you guys, I’ll just torture you with this little gem instead. And before you pre-empt me, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. By all rights, the author is serious O_O

Title: Evil Blood, Dangerous Love
Perpetrator: Ice-dragon1018
Summary: Serenity was not your average female. She was cursed by her past and was forbidden to feel emotion. When she meets up with Sesshomaru, her whole world changes. . . Another Serenity! Are your eyes burning yet?
Rating: Toxic

Name: Serenity. *barf*
Species: Get this: She’s a triple breed. Her father was an inuyoukai and her mother was half fire-demon, half Angelic Death demon. *vomits* *pukes again* *dry heaves now that stomach is empty*
Age: Dunno.

Hair: She’s the spitting image of her mother, who had “long and silky black hair with red highlights flowing down her back.”
Eyes: “beautiful emerald green eyes”
Appearance: Slightly pointed ears, naturally black nails.

Special Possessions: Lots of weaponry and cool stuff that she fights with.
Clothing: Not described, and I’m thanking my lucky stars.

Backstory: Her mother was killed in a fire, her father was beheaded, so she strikes out on her own to find her mother’s friend and because even more supah dupa and powerful than she already was! *gags self with spork*
Special Abilities: She can fight and has some weird bloodlust ability that makes her kill with greater efficiency. Or something. All I know is I want to crack a lead pipe across her face.
Connections to Canon Another Sue for Sesshoumaru™! Poor guy.

Notes: I would say that I hope this is an April Fools Day troll, but I’ve been hoping that for almost every Sue over the last few months. No such luck today either.

Sample: The fire burned my mother’s legs and so she fell. The fire was beginning to burn her body. With all of her strength, she threw me away from her.

“Run Serenity! Go find Auburday!” she screamed.

Auburday was a close and loyal friend to my mother. I knew where he lived, he was an Angfon. He lived in a mountain not far from where I live.

I screamed “Mother!”

As I watched her body burn from the fire, I realized something. I didn’t want to live. I wanted to die! But my mother wanted me to live.

But why? I was evil! I did not deserve to live!

Suddenly I felt strong arms wrap around me. I was lifted off the ground.

“If only I had come sooner...” I heard a deep and warm voice say, with much hurt in the tone.

I looked up and saw it was Auburday. The moon lighted his handsome face. His blue eyes and jet-black hair were enchanting. But I was too angry to care.

I began thrashing, “Let me go! I want to die!”

While still thrashing, he silenced me. He said in his stern voice “Remember what happens when you get angry!”

I stopped. I had not fully understood the true meaning of my evil blood at the time, but I knew enough that it was bad. I cared a lot about Auburday, and as much as I did not care for my own life, I didn’t want Auburday to get killed because of my stupid emotions. But, no matter what I did, my tears would not stop flowing down my cheeks.

We reached his home in the mountains. His home was high up above, away from the rest of the world. He liked being alone. He entered his home and stood me in front of him. I was still crying silently. He kneeled in front of me so that his head was level with mine.

“You can not afford to cry any more.” He said in a soft, deep tone.

I looked at him; his beautiful dark blue eyes stared into my green eyes. I whimpered and fell into his arms.

“I want my mommy.” I cried softly.

I don't think he had ever had anyone like him as much as I did, except for my mom. He was taken aback by me. But somehow, he had a way of calming me. He wrapped his arms around me, patiently waiting for me to calm down and let out all my tears. For I would not cry any more. I couldn’t afford to. It was too dangerous.

I fell asleep in his arms. I awoke, I believe, a few hours later. I was in a soft bed, in a small cozy room with a window next to the bed. There, I could see the first quarter moon. It shone through the window.

I sat up, a little dazed , as I remembered all that happened not too long ago. But, to me, it seemed like it was an eternity.

I climbed out of the bed, I was wearing my dark green hooded sweatshirt and red crimped skirt that fell down a few inches above my knees. I was still wearing my little sneakers too.

I quietly tiptoed to the dark wooden door and opened it. It went into a dark hallway I fallowed the hallway, which opened up into a large living room. The room was furnished with Japanese furniture. When I had visited here once before with my father and mother, I had learned Auburday was fond of the Japanese culture and could even speak the language.

I looked across the room where a two door wide opening opened on to a small simple balcony. I saw the sell out of a tall figure standing out side.

It was Auburday.

I silently ran up to him. If he noticed me, he didn’t show it, for he stood staring out over the land below. I stood beside him and looked out as well. The sky was red from the fires, which burned below. The War, which was because of my birth, had begun. However, at the time, I did not understand this. It still frightened me.

I looked up at Auburday to find a hardened look on his face. I could tell he was deep in thought. He felt me staring at him. He turned his head to look at me his face never changing.

“What is it Serenity?” He asked in a soft tone.

I looked away for I had been a very shy child back then. “I, um, I just couldn’t sleep.”

I felt my face blush. I looked at the horror down below. Hearing the distant but chilling screams.

“What’s happening down there? It scares me.” I inquired.

“That.” Auburday answered, “Is a war brewing down there.”

“What is war?” I asked.

When he did not answer, I figured it was something bad, so I kept silent.

It wasn’t until I turned ten had I learned of what war was and all of the other terrible things about myself. It had angered me, but I did not show it. Showing my emotions was dangerous and ever since Auburday had taken me in, he had taught me how to control my emotions. However, I could never perfectly keep my emotions at bay. Since I lived in a place where not that much happened and I was safe up in the mountain with Auburday, I never had to show that much emotion anyway.

While I was still a ten year old, I was sitting on a little beanbag chair. It was the only one Auburday owned, and it was mainly for when my parents and I ever came over to visit.

I was drawing in the blue been bag chair when I looked up to see Auburday sitting cross-legged about ten feet away from me on a square pad. He had his eyes closed and seemed to be asleep, but the strange thing was, was that he was sitting up.

I set my drawing book down on the floor and went over to him. I sat down in front of him cross-legged as well. I mirrored him, but I kept my eyes open so that I could look at him. I was trying to figure out what he was doing.

He opened his eyes and looked at me for a moment. “What is it Serenity?”

“What are you doing?’ I asked, innocence coming through my voice.

“Meditating.”

“What’s that?”

He paused. I suppose he was probably thinking of how to explain meditation. I waited patiently.

“Meditation,” he finally said, “is a way of clearing your mind. It’s when you close your eyes, find your centre and relax. It’s very soothing. Would you like to meditate with me Serenity?”

“Yes, I’d love to...but I have another question.”

“And what would that be?”

”Teach me how to speak Japanese.” I said with much determination. I also quickly added, “and teach me how to fight using my powers. Teach me how to control them and I'd also like to learn how to use a sword. I’ve seen you use one before and it looks so awesome. Please teach me.”

I clasped my hands in front of me, bowing my head.

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Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:30:57 GMT

Sue for Monday, March 22nd.

Title: A Love Like No Other (trust me, Sesshoumaru has been involved in several such relationships in the fandom)
Perpetrator: Ashiteru1984
Summary: CHAPTER 2 UP! Kaze, a servent girl. Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands. Both have lived tragic lives. When they meet they dispise one another, but it grows into love. Can Kaze warm Sesshomaru's heart? SesshomaruKaze *headdesk*
Rating: Awful

Name: Kaze
Species: Human, as Sesshoumaru’s fandom mistresses tend to be. I always figured that it’s because they’re just easier to kill.
Age: Eighteen.

Hair: No color is described, but it’s “thin” and “pulled up into a kerchief.”
Eyes: Not described.
Appearance: Lovely young woman, blah blah blah.

Special Possessions: None yet, but I’m sure Sesshoumaru’s ass will figure in somewhere.
Clothing: A “tattered royal blue kimono.”

Backstory: She’s served some feudal lord for a number of years and is respectful and devoted even though he’s a prick. She passes out one day and Kagome and Inuyasha find her because she has a Shikon Shard somewhere on her person.
Special Abilities: Not performed yet, but just look at the summary: she’ll “warm Sesshoumaru’s heart.” < barf >
Connections to Canon Sesshoumaru’s future love interest

Notes: Nothing to add, this is a pretty common breed of Sue.

Sample: A lovely woman around the age of eighteen dressed in a tattered royal blue kimono, hair pulled up underneath a kerchief, walks barefoot as she carries two heavy buckets of water over her shoulders. She is undernourished and her hair is becoming thin. Her name is Kaze; she is the servant of the lord in her village. He is unkind and cruel to her, while he treats his wife, children, and the rest of the villagers with respect and dignity. As she passes through the gates to the castle the weight of the buckets becomes too much for her and she drops to her knees from the weight, spilling about half its contents. Kaze’s master saw her collapse from the entrance to the castle.

“WENCH!!! I, MY WIFE, AND CHILDREN NEEDED THAT WATER AND YOU JUST SPILLED HALF OF IT!!! TAKE IT TO THE KITCHEN AND GO FETCH MORE AFTERWARD!!!” the lord barked.

“Yes, milord,” Kaze said struggling to get to her feet. As much as she hated her master she served him whole-heartedly,

She finally managed to stand and heaved the buckets of remaining water back upon her shoulders. Her whole body shook and ached from the weight of the water. The weight became unbearable. But she pushed herself till finally she reached the kitchen, where she could finally unload her burden.

But, alas, her labor was not rewarded, for when the cook noticed her tardy return, h punished her for it with a slap.

“WENTH! I told you I needed water HOURS ago! THEN you return with buckets HALF FULL...?” he lectured.

“Forgive me, I fell and spilt the water.”

‘SLAP’

“GO get more water!”

“I will, but may I just have a slice of bread?” Kaze asked feeling the bones of her rib cage.

“ABSOLUTELY NOT! The Lord has instructed me that you aren’t permitted food today. IF you had spilt the water earlier you would have been able to have your usual dinner. Now GO and fetch the water!”

Well, may I at least sit...?”

“NO! Now go and do what you’ve been told!”

“Yes, sir.”

Kaze respectfully bowed to the cook as she exited the kitchen with two empty buckets in hand. As she passed through the gates of the palace the lord, his wife, and children watched her leave as they laughed at her for her clumsiness. She kept her tears and her feelings to herself as she walked towards the forest where the river was located.

I wish I knew what was wrong with me? First, yesterday, I forgot to prepare the lord’s eldest son’s bath. Then when I finally prepared the bath, I made the water too hot. Maybe it is because my dinner was withheld from me for the past few days? I’m so hungry, and most of all thirsty. I would drink the water from the river...but the lord is the soul owner of the river of the river and has forbidden me to drink its water unless given to me by the cook. I would just leave that dreadful place, but I’d be caught by one of the countless guards, and then beaten to the point when I’d be knocked unconscious from the agonizing pain. Kaze thought to herself as she walked through the forest to the river.

When she finally reached the river’s edge she started to feel faint, so she decided to sit for a moment. The world became blurry and suddenly fell into darkness.

To be continued...

@>-->---

What happened to Kaze? Will anyone come to save her? Stay tuned and find out!

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1778071

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 17:15:32 GMT

Sue for Sunday, March 21st.

Title: Serenity is on her own (Great, then we can pick her off with a sniper!)
Perpetrator: Maru-sha
Summary: yup, you read right ! serenity, the little sister of Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru, is going out into the world on her own, with shippo of course. shes a very funny 14 year old. she will met new people and friends and fall into danger at times too ! I’ve lost interest already. But a Sue is a Sue, and this one is just too easy to shred.
Rating: Awful

Name: Serenity *vomit*
Species: Human, I think.
Age: Fourteen.

Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described.
Appearance: Nothing is really mentioned.

Special Possessions: A yellow duffel bag with a lot of clothes and Shippou in tow.
Clothing: Not described.

Backstory: Since the radio broadcaster was trying to improve ratings with his weather reports, Serenity decides to strike out on her own at the tender age of fourteen. Naturally, Sesshoumaru is against this and she takes Shippou along for the ride.
Special Abilities: She’s apparently very mature for her age.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru’s younger sister, and I think Shippou’s older brother (?!)

Notes: My words to the Sue: I’ll kill you and make it look like an accident. I swear to God, I will.

Sample: It was a nice spring day in the country side of Tokyo Japan. Strong breezes were blowing a bit, and clouds were being blown away. Our young heroine laid in the tall grass listing to the forecast on a portable radio. “The wind blowing now will drive away the clouds making tonight a clear night with a beautiful full moon. So if you have something special planed, tonight may just be the night” announced the radio forecaster. “Special ? Hmm, maybe...” said the girl as she sat up and turned of the radio. She picked it up and ran down a dirt road. “Hey Serenity” said one of the neighborhood people. “Hi !” said Serenity a she waved and kept running.

Serenity was 14, she lived in a fairly big house with her brothers Inu- yasha, and Sesshomaru. Although a bit small for her age, (5’0) she acted very mature, at times anyway. Serenity ducked under a small opening in a fence and run to the front porch of her home. “Fluffy-sama !” yelled serenity. She got no answer. She ran into what seemed like a flower area in the house and saw Sesshomaru and an old woman. Sesshomaru was brewing another one of his miracle potions, and the old woman sat and knitting. “Hello serenity” said the old woman. “Hi kaede” said serenity. “Hey Sesshomaru, can I ask you something ?” asked serenity. “Sure, what is it” said Sesshomaru. “instead of waiting till’ next year to leave home, may I leave now ?” asked serenity. “HUH ?!!” said Sesshomaru. As if on cue, the potion he was making blew up, leaving a cracked glass vile.

“Leaving already ?!” said Sesshomaru. “Uh-huh, may I ? Please ?!” said serenity. “But we agreed on you leaving next year a while ago” said Sesshomaru. “Yeah, but that might be when it’s a cloudy night, I want to leave now, it’s a better start for me” said serenity. Sesshomaru sighed deeply, he didn’t want his little sister to go now. “Fine...you may go, only if you can pack before nightfall” said Sesshomaru with a smile. “YAY !!” cheered serenity as she dashed outside. “It thinks it’s a wonderful idea for serenity to be leaving now. Shes mature for her age” said kaede. “You should’ve seen her on April fools day” said Sesshomaru as he made another potion. “I know you’re worried, but you know deep down that she can handle herself” said kaede. “Yes, I suppose so” said Sesshomaru as he poured he finished potion into a light blue bottle, and gave it to kaede. “You always did make the best potions for my illnesses” said kaede. “Im glad about that” said Sesshomaru.

Serenity was up in her room packing all her things into a yellow duffle bag. “Your seriously leaving now ?!” said shippo. “Yup, fluffy-sama said I could” said serenity as she threw several pairs of undershirts and underwear into the bag, along with shampoo, hairbrushes, and other things a girl may need. “But we planed on staying put for one more year and that’s final !” shouted shippo. “then what if I did stay here and I net some wonderful boyfriend, then what would we do ?” said serenity as she reached behind her bed and pulled out a tin container with her life savings in it and tossed it into the bag. “Oh yeah right” said shippo as he looked out of the window.

“Hey, inu-yasha is home !” said shippo. Serenity ran to her window and poked her head out. “Hey inu-yasha !!” shouted serenity. “Yes ?!” said inu- yasha. “I’ve decided to leave tonight !” said serenity. “What ?! But what about the trip the city we were going to take this weekend ?!” said a shocked inu-yasha. “Sorry inu-yasha” said serenity a she when to finish packing. “Hey, wait a minute !” said inu-yasha as he got off his motorcycle and ran into the house, nearly tripping when he ran in. serenity had run into inu-yasha. Inu-yasha grabbed her and held her tightly. “Your gonna leave now ?!” asked inu-yasha again. “Yeah, Sesshomaru said I could” said serenity. Inu-yasha sighed. “Go upstairs, I’ll be up to help you with something I’ve been meaning to give you” said Sesshomaru. “Ok” said serenity as she ran upstairs to her room.

In serenity’s room, Sesshomaru came up with a plain black dress. “Wow, when’d you buy that ?” asked serenity. “I made it” said Sesshomaru. “It looks great” said serenity. “You don’t have to wear it, but you may want to bring it with you” said Sesshomaru. “Thanks, but I’ll wear it once I get to a town to live” said serenity. “Ok then” said Sesshomaru. “fluffy-sama, can you hold me up high, like when I was little” asked serenity. “Ok, but you’ve gotten a bit heavier since then” said Sesshomaru. He held serenity by her waist and lifted her with no difficulty and held her up high. Serenity giggled as he spun her around. Sesshomaru held her and hugged her tightly. “You not so little anymore...you can always come home if you want” said Sesshomaru. “And come home a failure ?! Now way !!!” said serenity. Sesshomaru giggled a bit and hugged her tighter.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1797333

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 17:06:39 GMT

There should be a canon-law: Pirates of the Caribbean does not mix well with Inuyasha. It usually gives your readers a bad taste in their mouth and a feeling that they will projectile vomit.

Title: A pirates Life (her capitalization)
Perpetrator: Insane Kawaii Shippo-Chan (ARGH)
Summary: all im gonna say this is my first fic so please, be nice? tis about pirates and me have me own character named eavrina inside It’s just too easy, sometimes.
Rating: Awful

Name: Evarina
Species: Um. I’m not sure. Hanyou?
Age: Five, but with the linguistic skills and tolerance for blood of a teenager.

Hair: “The young girl’s hair was moonlight white”
Eyes: Amber, which seems to be ad nauseum around here.
Appearance: “Puppy-shaped” ears, which provoke a disturbing mental image, pale skin, delicate face, blah de blah de blah.

Special Possessions: Pancakes.
Clothing: Pajamas.

Backstory: Three years ago she waltzed into Inuyasha and Miroku’s life. Now she’s five, the three of them live on a pirate ship, and Miroku and Inuyasha have a seemingly homoerotic relationship. Which I don’t mind myself, but I’ve always preferred Miroku with Sesshoumaru.
Special Abilities: She can make pancakes and apply a quick knee to your groin.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha and Miroku’s adopted daughter. I wonder if the author knows just how slashy she made the two.

Notes: Kagome, Kikyou, Yura, and Sango are pretty badly Sued too, but I don’t think I’ll try and handle canon-rape today. Maybe tomorrow I’ll do a multi-Sue report of the crew. Another thing I love about this fic is that the author wastes words describing canon characters in aching detail despite the fact that we know what kind of clothes Miroku wears and what color Inuyasha’s hair is.

Sample: Dawn finally came to the Black Twilight. The seagulls shrieked outside Inu Yasha’s window and woke him up with a startle. He placed a pillow over his sensitive ears and rolled to his right only to fall on the cold wooden floor. He grumbled to himself and crawled to his dresser.

He grabbed his button up shirt and didn’t bother to tuck it in or button it up. He didn’t even bother to put his boots on too. He looked around his room and didn’t see Evarina anywhere.

“Must be on deck then,” he said to himself. He yawned and stretched and walked out of his room. When he reached the door from his room to the deck, the door swung open and Evarina pounced on him.

“Good morning Cap’n! Today for breakfast we’re having pancakes and eggs made by yours truly! ME!” she giggled and skipped away. (AN: yes pancakes! Work with me people! If you know what they ate on pirate ships, then please tell me!)

On the floor, Inu Yasha groaned. He slowly got up and used the door frame for support, “DAMMIT! She kneed me right in the crotch. Fuck! MIROKU!” he yelled and he held on to his crotch trying to block the pain.

“Yes Captain?” Miroku came and watched Inu roll back and forth on the floor, “Let me guess, she got you in the dick again? I’m surprise you’re still not use to it. If only she understood how sensitive the area is, but then again she’s only five.”

Inu Yasha growled, “Shut the fuck up Miroku and get me an ice pack.”

“Yes Captain,” Miroku sighed.

In the mess hall, the whole crew sat and waited for Evarina to come out and serve breakfast. The door to the kitchen opened and out came Evarina with three other crew members behind her. Koga, Ginta, and Haggaku carried the tries of pancakes and eggs with sausage links.

Evarina came out with a few pitchers of milk and orange juice. She set them on the table while everyone got up and formed a lined to receive their breakfast.

Everything was going peaceful until some unknown person started a food fight. Pancakes went sailing through the air and people jumped to either catch it or eat it. Inu Yasha had recovered from his pain and walked into the mess hall only to have a pancake hit him right in the eyes.

“DAMMIT!” he yelled.

Evarina scurried away from her hiding place as sausage link came at her with revenge. ‘The pigs are out to get me! I didn’t mean to kill ‘em!’ she thought to herself. Ran straight for Inu but she didn’t make it in time. A pancake get her back.

“AHHHH!!!” she screamed and pretended to die at Inu Yasha’s feet, “Cap’n. Breakfast... has been... destroyed!” she couldn’t keep a serious dead face and she ended up laughing.

“Just great, another breakfast food fight. After three years since Evarina entered our lives, you’d think we out grow this,” Inu Yasha sighed and he too the pancake from Evarina’s back and ate it.

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1795979

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 18:18:56 GMT

Today's Sue. No rant, even though I feel really awful.

Title: The Demon Hidden Within
Perpetrator: RevolutionaryKnight
Summary: Kagome brings Emily, the new exchange student, to the past when she senses a weird energy emitting from her. Well, at least the Sue isn’t “accidently” falling through the well in this story.
Rating: Bad

Name: Emily
Species: Exchange student, a staple of any Sue-archive.
Age: Same as Kagome, I guess.

Hair: “long, poofy brown hair”
Eyes: “a greenish color with specks of brown.” Mmm, earthy!
Appearance: Um. She’s tall? And American looking?

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: School uniform, I guess.

Backstory: So, in a burst of surprise, this girl is a demon. Yeah. And she travels around looking for jewel shards with Kagome and Inuyasha barely ten minutes after she meets them. That’s about all there is to it.
Special Abilities: She immediately belongs in the feudal lifestyle despite the fact that she’s used to being a big, pampered, perfumed human in the present day her entire life. Even Kagome didn’t adjust that quickly.
Connections to Canon Kagome’s friend. And I have a sneaking suspicion she’ll end up with Sesshoumaru.

Notes: Let’s just call today “poor development day” and get on with it.

Sample: Emily ran her fingers through her hair as she stood under the miniture waterfall. She wore makeshift undergarments from cheap cloth, as did Kagome and Sango. The three girls were in a hot spring, bathing. They had donned the undergarments for Emily's sake; she didn't like to bathe with other nude females. It had been the only way she would bathe with company.

Emily sighed a big sigh. "Ah... this is so nice!" Kagome and Sango smiled and began small conversation with their American friend. Emily had been accepted into the group soon after she had arrived from her and Kagome's time. InuYasha had been against it, of course, but Kagome had taken care of that fairly quickly.

Emily dunked her head in the spring and came back up, flipping her soaked hair. Kagome took her turn under the waterfall. Sango leaned against the side of the hot spring. "Ah...it's so nice to relax..." Emily nodded vigorously. She had traveled with the group for two weeks now and had been exposed to the demon population of fuedal Japan, but she still found this style of life exciting. Destroying demons, collecting the jewel shards...Emily felt as if she belonged here.

Suddenly Sango gasped, sitting up quickly. Emily and Kagome immediatly looked at the demon exterminator, silent. Sango looked up at the night sky before she jumped out of the spring and slipped on her armor in the cover of some bushes. Kagome jumped out as well and was almost followed by Emily, but the American was stopped by Sango's silent hand. "No. Stay here. A very dangerous demon approaches. Hide under the waterfall so your scent is lost." Emily looked hurt but followed the woman's directions. Kagome got dressed quickly and the two were off, running toward the camp.

Emily's brows furrowed as she hid in a small, concaved wall behind the waterfall. She thought, 'Why are they leaving me behind? I've been in all the other demon fights, and those demons were pretty dangerous,too...'

Suddenly she heard yelling and shouting from the direction of the camp. She shuddered and pressed harder against the wall. 'Wait a minute... why am I hiding?' she asked herself. 'Because Sango told you to, that's why.' she thought. 'But...' There were some more yells and screams from the camp. 'They need all the help they can get!' Determined now, she waded forward to the edge of the spring. She looked around quickly to make sure no one was around. There were still yells, but they weren't any closer. So she climbed out of the spring and snuck over to her clothes. She was in the middle of turning them rightside in when she felt an evil energy behind her. She shuddered and turned her head slowly.

She gave a small squeak when she looked up into the face of a cold-eyed demon. His long silver hair went down past his waist, and his cold amber eyes looked down at her, emotionless. The most noticable thing about him, she thought, was a long tail going over his right shoulder.

Emily fell backwards and scooted away, but didn't get very far when InuYasha and the gang came running through the bushes. "SesshouMaru!" InuYasha yelled. His Tetsusaiga was drawn and he was in a battle stance. The others were behind and around him. Sango yelled. "Stupid girl! I told you to stay hidden!"

With that she ran forward with InuYasha. Shippo was protecting Kagome and Miroku's wind tunnel was useless with Emily so close to the enemy. Before InuYasha and Sango were too close, however, the demon, SesshouMaru, grabbed Emily so quickly it was barely noticable. He put his claws up to her throat and said calmly, "Back off, halfbreed, or have your wench killed."

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1759290

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 18:04:40 GMT

Sue for Saturday, March 20th.

Title: The Female Hanyo (Oh, jeebus)
Perpetrator: Kestral (don’t get me started on my Thestral reference…)
Summary: Theres a female hanyo living with Kagome and she has caught some unwanted attention by two males and none of them is Miroku. Read and Review I'm still developing the story and Tavris's character so please bear with me.
Rating: Awful

Name: Tavris, I think
Species: Hanyou
Age: Not sure

Hair: Black and silver. Seems a little skunkish, no?
Eyes: “starting silver eyes”, whatever those are supposed to be.
Appearance: “marks of a full grown youkai but they were faded against her skin
as if she had tried to put a spell over them.”

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: Not described, except for a leash and collar. Kinky.

Backstory: Um, for some reason she was sent to Aspen to be put in the Higurashi’s care while Kagome and her family are on vacation… I’m lost.
Special Abilities: All that being a hanyou would imply
Connections to Canon Kagome’s new pet! Whee!

Notes: Poor development makes the moderator’s eyes bleed.

Sample: The man spotted her and pulled the silver haired girl over to her when she stepped down

from the stairs."Are you Kagome Higurashi?"

"Y-yes I am.Who is asking?" she stepped back when the silver of the girls hair proved to

be a fine layer of snow and revealed a black and silver haired girl with starting silver eyes.

She had what would have been the marks of a full grown youkai but they were faded against her skin

as if she had tried to put a spell over them.

"Her name is Tavris and I was told that she would be put into the care of your family."

the suit pulled out several papers with her family's name on it."Beware this girl is a hanyo...

and I am not sure if your family is experienced with them." he handed over the papers and then

what she realized was a leash strapped to a collar around Tavris's neck. The girl looked at her

resentfully and Kagome suddenly had the urge to hug the girl.. the expression on the girl's face

made her stay away.

"Um.. hello... I'm Kagome."

"Tavris Mistruroko"

"Your Japanese?"

"Yeh... can we go up... I am cooooooooold."

"Alright. Lets go so you can meet my family." they looked at each other realizing that

moment was saved when Souta bambarded the poor hanyo female onto the floor. Her mother was looking

down at them grinning."you knew about this didn't you?"

"Yes I did. I am sorry that I could not tell you the real reason as to why I requested that

we come to Aspen.I still have to figure out how she ended up in Colorado when the only portal that we

know of is in our well."

"Can...some one help me... GET HIM OFF OF ME!" they looked around and saw that Souta was

still sitting on her chest trying to get at something on her head.

"YOU HAVE EARS!! That is soo cute just like Inu-yasha."

"Um.. Inu-who?"

"Long story made short another inu-hanyo in Sengoku Jidai... I met him when I went through

the well in our property.You'll end up meeting him also sooner or later. We are going home tomorrow

and your ticket is already paid for I see well that good now lets sleep."they headed upstairs and

Tavris was made comfortable the extra suitcase was found to be hers and she snuggled up on the

couch with a pillow tucked against her.

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Mon, 29 Mar 2004 15:32:30 GMT

Today’s Sue, and I think you’ll all agree with me when I say it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Title: Family bonds (AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!)
Perpetrator: kitsune-youkai-17
Summary: Kagome's aunt and uncle are killed and her cousin comes to live with her. But what happens when she finds out they are connected in more ties than by blood? Can Kagome come to terms with this as well as protect her cousin? IK, MS, OCOC. It is better than Better than what?
Rating: Toxic

Name: Yuki Higurashi
Species: Miko. *heaves huge sigh*
Age: Younger than Kagome… 14, I guess?

Hair: “Her blonde hair that came down to her shoulders was messed up” Poor schnookums. Also, the color doesn’t make a whit of sense considering that she’s related to Kagome through her father’s side of the family and I’m pretty sure he’s Japanese (and therefore NOT BLOND)
Eyes: Oh, check out the purple prose here: “her eyes showed terrible sadness. These emotions played havoc with her emerald green eyes.” Kagome has to get over “the shock” of seeing them. *eyeroll*
Appearance: She normally has tanned skin, but now it’s pale. And she looks anorexic, if that’s what you call “not eating for two weeks.”

Special Possessions: I think she has bipolar disorder… she can go from grief-stricken to bubbly ditz in an unhealthy frame of time.
Clothing: Not described. Thank god.

Backstory: Her parents died and now she’s come to Tokyo to live with Kagome. Apparently she’s psychic, a miko, and she and Kagome are the only Higurashi females to be born for three centuries. There are no words. I can only weep.
Special Abilities: She’s psychic. And a miko. And Kagome knew this the whole time. *beats head against keyboard until sweet, sweet unconsciousness takes over*
Connections to Canon Kagome’s cousin. Ouch. Poor Kagome.

Notes: So apparently being a miko is a family thing? And Kagome’s resemblance and parallel factors with Kikyou are just a coincidence?

Sample: “Kagome, dear, look who came!” said her mom, hugging her. She looked at the girl in front of her.

“Hey, Kagome,” raising her hand in greeting.

“Yuki! Its good to see you!” yelled Kagome.

“Yeah, good to see you, too” she said, smiling, but her eyes showed terrible sadness. These emotions played havoc with her emerald green eyes. Once Kagome got over the shock of seeing her eyes in those conditions, she noticed the rest of her tattered body. Her blonde hair that came down to her shoulders was messed up and her normally tan skin was ghost white. She looked like she hadn’t eaten anything in a good two weeks. Sure, she was a year younger, but she shouldn’t be that small! ‘My goodness, the grief as really taken it’s toll on her’ thought Kagome. ‘I hope I can make her feel better.’

“So Kagome,” interrupted her mother, “why don’t you take her stuff to your room?”

“Uh, yeah, good idea,” she said walking over to grab one of Yuki’s five bags. Yuki grabbed two more and began to haul them upstairs. “Well, what do you want to do?” asked Kagome.

“I don’t care, whatever you want” she said with the same fake smile.

“Do you want to talk, about the accident I mean?”

“Nah, no use in that. I got to talk plenty to my shrinks.” she said. Kagome opened the door to her room and threw the bag on her bed, Yuki doing the same with hers. She looked around the room – stopping her gaze at Kagome’s desk.

“Well,” asked Kagome, “do you want to do anything, like go to the mall or watch TV? We’ll do anything you like.”

“It’s okay, Kagome-sempai, I’m fine.” She continued looking at her desk. “Who’s Inuyasha?”

Kagome gasped when she realized she had left a piece of paper she had doodled his name on out. “No one! Just a guy!” she stuttered. She put the paper back in the drawer.

“Um-humm” replied Yuki rolling her eyes. She stopped suddenly, her eyes wide before regaining her composure and turning around to the window.

“What’s wrong?” asked Kagome.

“Power surge” she said, “no big deal.” Kagome looked at her confused, then remembered her past experiences. ‘Right, she’s psychic! I almost forgot.’ She looked at her back. “So, is it bad?”

“No, but it’s harder to control now. How long has your miko gene been active?” she turned to face her itoko, who looked like she had just seen her own death.

“H-how did you know I was a miko?” she asked, “Did you read it in my thoughts?”

“What! You can’t sense it? I’m a miko, too! I thought, since your gene activated before mine, you would have more power. Guess not.”

“But how? I’m a reincarnation of a great miko from another time, so my powers are a given. How come you have powers, too?”

“Oh god, I guess since you lost your dad early on, he didn’t tell you. The gene is carried on the male chromosone. Our fathers were brothers and carried the gene, so it was passed to us” she said in a ‘I-can’t-belive-you- didn’t-know-this’ tone.

“But how come no one else knew, like granma or obasan, or my okasan for that matter?” asked a now stunned Kagome.

“If you go back on our family tree, you’ll see we are the first Higurashi girls to be born in three centuries! So it is totally natural that we get the active gene. As to this miko you are a reincarnation of, it is probably coinsodense you are her copy” she stopped quickly, “I don’t mean that in a bad way!”

Kagome giggled though she was internally hurt. She knew Yuki didn’t mean any harm by it, but she hated that fact, the fact that she looked like Kikyo. It hurt because that was the only reason Inuyasha liked her. ‘I hate that jerk sometimes’ she thought.

“Who? Inuyasha?” asked Yuki, curiosity now etched on her tired face.

“You read me? Why do you do that?” Kagome asked, a little ticked off.

“Sorry, don’t be mad! It’s just cause I’m used to using my ability’s on everyone. I can at least attempt to control them if you would like.”

“If you don’t mind” she pointed to her head, “Most of what is in here is private.”

“Ok, but can I ask you somthing?”

“Sure, whatever.” she replied.

“How do you know you are a reincarnation of a miko?”

“Um.....well,” she mentally kicked herself, ‘How do I explain this?’ she thought.

“Well, nevermind. I’m hungry. You can tell me later. But I do want to hear more about this Inuyasha! We will have so much fun for the next few months I’m here.” She said beaming. Most of the saddness had been replaced with the crazy ditz she normally was. ‘I’m glad she is feeling better. But how do I explain who Inuyasha is? Wait! If she will be living here for a while she will know I’m not really sick and find out anyway! Hmm.....maybe she can come with me since no one knows she is here yet! A little action would do her good. Besides, Inuyasha will protect her!’ she thought about this all the way to the kichen. Yuki was sitting while her mother was fixing Yuki and herself a sandwich. ‘I need to ask okasan though’ she thought.

Suddenly, the front door could be heard opening. “Mom! I’m home!” yelled Kagome’s little brother, Sota. The sound of foot falls and sliding into walls came closer to the kitchen until finally,.....

“Yuki! You’re here!” yelled Sota running to her.

“Hello Sota!” she said hugging him, “It’s good to see you!”

“Come play something with me.” He said. She looked to her obasan, who handed her a plate with her sandwich on it and motioned for her to follow him. She did.

“You coming, nee-chan?” he asked.

“In a minute,” Kagome said, “I need to talk to okasan first”

She heard the two in the living room then turnd to her mother, olny to be surprised yet again.

“Yes, she can go with you” her mother said quietly.

‘How does she do that?’ she questioned in her mind, then asked, “Your ok with that?”

“Inuyasha is there. What do I have to worry about?” she walked to the closet and pulled out a backpack similer to Kagome’s only it had a pink tint to it. “I figured you would want her to go so I had this ready, just in case. Have her pack her stuff. You can leave in the morning, but you will have to explain things to her tonight,ok? The way her mind works, I don’t think it will be to much of a shock.”

Kagome stood there totally out of it. How does she always know what is going on? A different thought came to her head and she snapped out of her trance. “Um...okasan, can I ask you something?”

“You just did, but shoot.” She said smiling

“You know I told you I have miko powers, right?” Her mom nodded. “Well, so does Yuki. Did otasan say anything about that before he died?”

Her mom shook her head, “I’m sorry, sweetie, he didn’t. But I’m sure he must have known something.

Kagome sighed, “Ok, just curious. Arigato.” She turned to go into the living room. She saw Sota and Yuki playing video gmes in there.

“Hey, Kagome-sempai! Come play!” yelled Yuki, clearly enjoying herself.

“Sure!” she answered, picking up a controller to her gamecube. That’s how the rest of the night went. Games, dinner, games, snacks, games, and, of course, grandpa’s lecture on being a miko, which was pretty much drowned out by games.

It was ten o’clock by the time they got tired. Sota had gone to bed at nine because he had school the next day. As the girls made their way to Kagome’s room, her mom came out from making Yuki’s bed. She grabbed Yuki and hugged her goodnight then doing the same to Kagome, except whispering in her ear, “Tell Inuyasha I said hi and tweak his ears for me!” she then walked off. Kagome stood there as Yuki walked tword her room, when realization suddenly hit.

“Yuki! No! Wait!” she yelled only to late, running after her.

“What?” Yuki asked and looked into the room, her eyes suddenly two sizes bigger. In front of her was a silver haired boy with weird clothes, sniffing her! Needles to say, she screamed. “KAGOME!! There is some freak with no fasion sense in your room!!”

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Mon, 29 Mar 2004 15:17:33 GMT

Okay, I'm updating from school and will try to do two each day as best I can. Here we have Friday's Sue!

Title: Thy Truest Being (Beg pardon?)
Perpetrator: knifebladenails (this author name almost ranks up there with “BloodyPaperDoll”
Summary: A strange girl arrives at the Sunset Shrine, but is she more than she seems? It’s just not a challenge to pick out these Sues anymore!
Rating: Awful

Name: Miranda
Species: She’s not a punk, she just likes to dress like them.
Age: 15.

Hair: “blonde hair dyed a bright shade of purple on the ends that went down to mid-thigh length” Well, this one gets points for originality.
Eyes: “Crystal -blue” That one’s been used before.
Appearance: Since she has toned leg muscles and curves in all the right places, we’re to figure that she’s pretty hot. Apparently she’s lucky that Miroku can’t get past the well, because he’d want to throw her down and shag her senseless or something like that.

Special Possessions: A younger sister and a cat named Kenshin whom I weep for.
Clothing: “a black tank top and a plad mini-skirt almost as purple as her hair. The outfit showed off her figure well.”

Backstory: The painfully overused “Exchange student from California/New York/Other American State”. Even the ‘author’ realizes that it’s so overused.
Special Abilities: OMG she has calloused hands and can do a bit of work! (despite her lithe, delicate frame. How odd)
Connections to Canon She’s invaded Kagome’s house.

Notes: Jaysus, one chapter is enough to tell now!

Sample: Kagome herself answered the door, seeing Miranda’s traveling coat and suitcase she said “What ever your selling we don’t want any!” and slammed the door in her face.

Miranda knocked again, her confidence fading fast. * Oh God, Oh God, Oh God * THIS time Mrs. Higurashi answered the door. “Oh, hello.” She said “You must be the exchange student!” (she judged this from the girl’s blonde and purple hair).

Miranda: “Yes, I am.”

At that moment Kagome came running down the stairs. “Kagome, please come and welcome our guest.” Said Mrs. Higurashi. Kagome looked over her shoulder at the girl, turned back, then did a double take; the purple hair was extremely eye catching. Miranda, always shy around strangers, was watching the floor hoping that at any moment it would open up and swallow her into oblivion. Gathering her courage she held out her hand and said “Hello, I’m Miranda, the exchange student from California.”

Kagome was now visually examining every inch of the strange girl. She had blonde hair dyed a bright shade of purple on the ends that went down to mid-thigh length. She wore a black tank top and a plad mini-skirt almost as purple as her hair. The outfit showed off her figure well. She had hard toned leg muscles too. * good thing Miroku can’t travel through the well, else wise she’d have one hell of a good run getting away from him* At this thought she had to look at the floor Miranda was so interested in to keep from bursting out in laughter.

When she looked up crystal- blue eyes were sizing her up as well. Miranda smiled and offered her hand in a gesture of friendship. Kagome took the offered hand noting the callused palms, this girl was not some lap dog type afraid of work, at that precise moment Sota came barreling down the stairs, Buyo hanging off his shoulders. “Hey mom who was at the door...WHOA! There’s a punk in the house.” he yelled at the top of his lungs. Dropping Buyo as he hid behind his mother.

“I’m not a punk,” said Miranda as she picked up the cat that looked so much like her Kenshin “I just like to dress a bit like them.”

“Are you sure?” asked Sota. “Of course she’s sure Sota, she would know!” said Kagome. Turning to Mrs. Higurashi Miranda said “Thank you for inviting me into your home.” Bowing in the traditional style. “Its no trouble at all.”

Sota, having been reassured that Miranda was not a punk proceeded to bombard her with questions. ”Why is your hair purple and yellow? Is your hair naturally that color? Are all girls like you in California?...” When he paused for breath Mrs. Higurashi butted in, “You will be sleeping in the guest room across from Kagome’s room, Kagome please show her to her room.”

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Officially, WTF?!

Fri, 19 Mar 2004 19:43:41 GMT

Well, I'm forced to apologise yet again for no Sue yesterday... but right now I'm updating from a friend's laptop because my computer suddenly refused to boot up on me. Something about corrupted system files and I need to dig through my shit to find a start-up disk. Sorry, lovelies, I don't know when I'll be back, but I promise that I will be as soon as I can. I also promise to make up for the days I miss some way or another... if there's a Sue you want shredded, blow it over my way.

Sorry again,

Inuyasha Sue of the Day

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 04:31:48 GMT

Hmm. My ex-boyfriend wants to date my sister. Does anyone else see a conflict of interest here?

Title: Realizations
Perpetrator: Ayeka69
Summary: Sesshomaru doesn't realize how special someone was to him until she is gone. Ah, a ray of hope… at least we know she’s dead.
Rating: Bad

Name: Ninoka
Species: Some sort of fox demon.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Fox tail and ears.

Special Possessions: Ninja throwing stars and a long sword. Also, she has some sort of pet eagle… for some reason…
Clothing: Not described. That’s another good thing about this Sue

Backstory: Apparently Sesshoumaru and Ninoka have had some sort of alliance for the past five years. The story is pretty sketchy about it.
Special Abilities: She’s an awesome fighter and noble sacrifice all in one!
Connections to Canon Sesshoumaru is in lurve with her, but doesn’t realize it until she’s dead. Such a shame.

Notes: I’ll be generous with this one. At least the grammar and spelling are better than average, and the Sue dies! That’s good enough for me.

Sample: “Sesshomaru!” Kagome called out as her arrow disarmed the Tetsusaiga’s transformation. “Surrender now or the next arrow goes into your heart!”

As Sesshomaru stared at the reincarnated priestess, an eagle carrying a demon with a fox’s tail and ears on its back flew down next to him. “Let me take care of this Sesshomaru. She is a weakling compared to you.” Ninoka said to him.

“Fine. That leaves my dimwit of a half – demon brother to me.” Was his reply.

Ninoka jumped off of her eagle from 20 feet in the air and landed with an in – humanely grace on the ground. “Ok Kagome. It’s just you and me.” She said with a glint of enjoyment in her eyes. “Dark Lightning Strike!”

A dark force field appeared around the girl and quickly gathered into a small ball into her hand. It soon expanded and she threw it up into the air and the black ball turned into black icicles. Each ice spike glowed a dark purple as they quickly gained speed as they approached the girl with the long black hair.

There was soon an explosion on the cliff where the girl was standing and a large flash of black and purple light. Sensing that she hadn’t destroyed her target, Ninoka used her speed to chase after the girl who tried to get away. There was a pause in the girl’s running and Ninoka could sense that through all the dust. As she stood there, waiting for the girl to be on the run again, she sensed something had been released. Quickly remembering Kagome had arrows, she jumped up and did a back flip in order to just barely miss the arrow from even harming her. As she landed, she felt a slight sting on her left shoulder.

She looked down and saw that the other girl had fired another arrow right after the other one and it had struck her. The second arrow also sliced through her sleeve and just the top layer of her skin, where a trickle of blood had slowly started to run. “B!TC#!” she called out, “THAT’S MY FAVORITE SHIRT!” With the anger raging in her, she started to chase after the girl again, at top speed this time, no longer playing games.

Once she sensed the girl running again, she used this time to check to see how Sesshomaru was doing in his battle against InuYasha. It looked as though he was winning, so she took out one of her throwing stars and concentrated on her target.

Taking aim, she threw it towards a small tree in which she sensed the frightened girl was hiding behind. As it hit it’s target, it cut the tree in half. “Come out little one...” She said through gritted teeth, “I’m not going to hurt you, just kill you.”

As those words came out of her mouth, she saw the girl in the mini school skirt come out from behind the half cut tree. “Ahh... there’s my little sacrifice...” she said with a smirk. “Ready to die?” she asked.

“Not just yet.” Kagome said before taking another arrow and firing it at Ninoka. Ninoka swiftly took out her long sword and used it to cut the flying weapon in half. She closed her eyes and charged at Kagome. Looking up and seeing she had three more arrows and were about to fire them, she placed her sword in front of her. As Kagome fired each one, Ninoka easily dodged the first one, cut the second, and dodged the third one. She kept on running and ran past Kagome, just slightly slicing the girl’s neck.

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Wed, 17 Mar 2004 05:00:58 GMT

Sometimes I wonder if Half-Price Books puts items on the outside display with no surveillance for the sole purpose of having them stolen. I mean, I can’t think of anyone who would pay good money for the “Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch” album.

Title: Inuyasha’s Sister (Oh, god)
Perpetrator: Inuyasha-fan333
Summary: Let's see what happens when Inuyasha discovers his long-lost sister! Sues are so easy to spot, why aren’t they hunted and extinct yet?
Rating: Awful

Name: Yuki
Species: Hanyou, I think.
Age: Not sure. She’s younger than Inuyasha.

Hair: White hair, ho-hum.
Eyes: Gold, I guess.
Appearance: Claws, fangs, she’s Inuyasha’s CLONE!!

Special Possessions: Some sort of weird biological connection to Inuyasha
Clothing: Not described.

Backstory: She went to some random village when she was a kid and they took her on despite the freakish ears and claws. So Inuyasha is persecuted for being a hanyou and she isn’t?
Special Abilities: She can run really fast or some stupid thing.
Connections to Canon Call it a biological conspiracy… she says she’s Inuyasha’s sister.

Notes: Nothing to add as this is a lot like almost every single “OMG Inuyasha hsa a sis, PLZ R/R!!11!!!ONE” fics out there.

Sample: “Um, I’m Yuki.” (I’ll tell you what Yuki means later)

Kagome: Nice to meet you!

Shippo: Hi, Yuki!

Sango: Hello, Yuki.

Miroku: Hello.

Inuyasha’s face was full of shock when he heard the name of his sister. “Uh, hi,” Inuyasha mumbled.

Kagome was very confused. She thought, ‘Why is he acting like this? What happened to the loud, stubborn, half-dog demon I know?’

“Um, can I talk to you privately for a second?” Inuyasha suddenly spoke out.

“Uh, ok.” Yuki replied.

~Outside the cave~

Inuyasha ran up to Yuki and hugged her. (A/N: I know that it’s very OOC, but I’m the writer, and I say he hugs her. Oh, and I don’t want any flames about this!)

“What...what are you doing?!” Yuki pushed him away.

“Don’t you remember me? I’m you’re-” Inuyasha had stopped. ‘If she doesn’t remember, maybe it’s because she doesn’t want to. I won’t tell her then.’ (Wow, when has he ever been this reasonable? Where’s the camera when you need one?)

“You’re my what?”

“Uh, never mind.”

“Whatever, let’s just go back inside the cave.”

Inuyasha stared with a surprised look on his face. The surprised face then turned to regret. ‘If I told her, maybe she would give me a little respect!’ Then the regret turned to calm. ‘No, I would only confuse her, or worse, break her heart.’ He followed Yuki back into the cave.

They walked inside the cave. No one really felt like talking; Inuyasha, because of indecision; Kagome, because she was worried about Inuyasha; Sango, Yuki and Shippo were all in deep thought; and Miroku, well, who know why men do anything? (Probably looking at Sango’s butt; that pervert!).

Then they heard a crash outside the cave, in the direction of the village. “The village!” Yuki yelled as she stood up. “I have to help them!” Then with the speed of, in fact, Inuyasha, she sped off towards the village.

They all got up. “Let’s follow her.” Miroku said. “Right,” they all replied. They ran off towards the village.

~The village~

A giant demon was terrorizing the village. Already many people were wounded. Yuki ran off toward the demon. ‘Yuki!’ Inuyasha thought. He ran after her, towards the demon, also. “What are you doing?” Yuki asked.

Inuyasha thought for a bit then said, “I’m not going to let you have all the fun!”

“Whatever’ Yuki replied. “Just try to keep up!” She suddenly sped off at a higher speed.

~Meanwhile, with Kagome and the others~

Kagome and the others were running towards the demon as well, although, not as fast. “Wait up, Inuyasha!” Kagome yelled. ‘What is it with him and his changing moods? One minute, he’s quiet and calm, the other, he’s racing off at the speed of light. Men.’ *sigh* v_v

Sango jumped onto Kirara. “Let’s go, Kilala!” (If you are confused, I’m sorry. I will call her “Kirara” but when the people/demons/half-demons call her, they will call her “Kilala”) Miroku and Kagome both also jumped onto Kirara. (Poor Kirara! o_o)

~Yuki and Inuyasha~

They were side-by-side now, but then, Inuyasha slowed down. ‘I want to see what she will do’ he thought.

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Tue, 16 Mar 2004 05:31:24 GMT

Happiness is finding clothes at the thrift store that actually fit. *snuggles new pants*

Title: Can U Trust The One U Love (My eyes are bleeding already)
Perpetrator: Angel-of-Darkness69
Summary: Inuyasha is a stuck up prep that only thinks about sex and other naughty stuff. Kagome is a punk and a sk8ter person and she hates Inuyasha. *sporks the summary*
Rating: Toxic

Name: Kagome Higurashi
Species: Cookie-cutter gothic punk.
Age: 15.

Hair: Not described, but probably black since that’s soooo spooky.
Eyes: Not described.
Appearance: Dark makeup? I dunno.

Special Possessions: A bathroom that’s painted black. And pink lotion.
Clothing: “some baggy black pants on with some chains hanging on each end and a loose belt around her waist, she then put on this tight black shirt with the sleeves cut off that insinuated her every curve but short enough to show her bare tanned belly and her back.” Don’t EVEN get me started on that.

Backstory: Apparently Kagome and Inuyasha were bestest of friends in Kindergarten (is there “kindergarten” in Japan?) but now she hates him. Normal exaggerated adolescent shit.
Special Abilities: Fear her spooooooky self.
Connections to Canon I weep with pity for the canon Kagome.

Notes: I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: AU is no excuse for OOC characters.

Sample: “Damn I’m going to be late for school again” kagome woke up from her dream world and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and headed to her bathroom. Her bathroom was painted black since it matched her personality pretty well, the only thing that didn’t go with the goth like bathroom is that she liked to use a pink soap that had the sent of cherry blossoms and sakura leaves, her lotion was just the same. Kagome then slipped into the shower and washed herself and her body.

Kagome was nothing like her twin Kikyou. Kikyou was colorful, she barely liked to wear black, and the good thing about her was that she lived with their dad who lived in America, amazingly Kikyou spoke Japanese.

“Kagome wake up u don’t want to be late for the first day of school” Ms Higuarshi yelled

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, how could miss the first day of torture” *Mann she can really tick me off just when I wake up, sigh* kagome then slipped on some baggy black pants on with some chains hanging on each end and a loose belt around her waist, she then put on this tight black shirt with the sleeves cut off that insinuated her every curve but short enough to show her bare tanned belly and her back. ***************************************************************** I know that sounds kinda boring but I promise that it will get way better, trust me. Inuyasha and kagome start to fight, and will there be a lot of cussing!!! Ahahahahahahahhaha the next chappie is way better. Plz review!!

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Mon, 15 Mar 2004 04:50:31 GMT

Sooooooo sleepy. Am wondering why last week’s wonderful weather couldn’t carry over to Spring Break. Someone up there’s in a bitter mood.

Title: Falling Into You
Perpetrator: kikaru
Summary: An assasin is hired to kill Sessoumaru. But what if this assasin is from childhood memories? *sporks the summary*
Rating: Awful

Name: Kikaru. *points at author’s name* Self-insert, anyone?
Species: Some sort of wolf-youkai.
Age: Over 60 at least.

Hair: “Her long silver hair reached her thighs”
Eyes: “dark haunting eyes with a look of pure terror”. Also, she wears grey eyeshadow or some stupid thing.
Appearance: Pale skin, white wolf-ears (part of a curse. They can only be removed by mating, wtf), markings on her face, and black marks on her shoulders. Hmm. That’s laying it on a bit thick.

Special Possessions: “Black onyx chains adorned her neck and wrists to show owner ship.” Um, that’s… kinky.
Clothing: “a white kimono on baring her shoulders.”

Backstory: She used to be romantically involved with Sesshoumaru and now she has to kill him. Ain’t love grand?
Special Abilities: She’s a ruthless assassin, OMG!
Connections to Canon Sesshoumaru’s extremely servile ex.

Notes: I have nothing to add. I’ll leave it to you guys, I need to get my ass to bed.

Sample: The area was dark with hard-to-see swirling mist clouds. Two milky colored orbs about the size of a fist were floating around a sultry looking youkai. Her raven hair blended in with the landscape while her white skin didn’t. Her thin lips were painted blood red with golden eyes to match. She wore a simple red and black kimono with white goth designs.

Another woman, younger than the other, stood a couple of steps away. Her long silver hair reached her thighs with dark haunting eyes with a look of pure terror of the other woman overlooked, surrounded with grey eye shadow. Pale skin and three markings on each cheek showed she was a youkai also. She had white wolf ears, a “friendly” curse from her father, and a white kimono on baring her shoulders with a black mark on each. Black onyx chains adorned her neck and wrists to show owner ship.

The master of the girl snatched one of the orbs from the air with bony fingers. It projected an image of a young looking youkai with long white hair, amber eyes that struck fear, and a snowy white and warm haori with his tail draped over (Actually I don’t really know what that is). A small girl with jet black hair, sweet chocolate eyes, and an orange and white kimono with bubbles and squares adding to her innocence.

“Well Kikaru...” The youkai with the orb said. “It seems I have found new prey. This will be a little challenge for you.

Kikaru, who had not seen who her new prey, was still looking on. A challenge? To me? Oh please Master Nakunyeya, don’t make me laugh. No assassination can be too hard for me. She thought in her mind.

”If I may ask, what do you wish for this persons life for, Master Nakunyeya?” She said with out any emotion in her voice as if in a trance.

“This youkai...” Her master said. At that moment a larger image of Sesshoumaru projected on the ground in front of her. “...seems to be from your own past. Am I correct?”

Nakunyeya was teasing with her servant. She knew of Kikarus’ past with Sesshoumaru and no one but she knew what she was planning to do with the former lovers.

Kikaru saw the image, Sesshoumaru. Her heart melted right then and there. She hadn’t seen him in over sixty years. She thought he was dead.

My...my love, my only! I thought you were dead...Now I have to kill you? And there is no way to get away from this...but wait. What if...

Her thoughts scattered instantly. Nakunyeyas’ eyes narrowed and she started to speak as though to entrance Kikaru.

“I want you to kill this man...” My servant is very loyal to me... “so then we can take his domain...” ...but she still hasn’t proven trustworthy... “and you can get your desires and me mine.” ...so now she must kill the one she loves... “And we shall own the most powerful domain ever!” ...but that will be a waste after we receive this domain.

“Then I shall kill him. For you master. What shall I do?” Kikaru asked with a saddened look filling her eyes.

“Good. I want you to take your time. Love is hard to get isn’t it? Make him fall in love with you. Smile at him; make him go crazy for you so that he wants your blood for his own. Then kill him slowly. Let him suffer to know that the one he trusted and loved killed him.” A smile appeared on her face that would make any mortal die of fear.

“Then I shall take my leave now,” Kikaru turned her back towards Nakunyeya, heading to a portal that led to the border of the Western lands.

“Remember that I will be popping in, alright. And those chains,” Nakunyeya told her while she left.

The “loyal” servant disappeared through a ghastly whit portal without a trace.

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Sun, 14 Mar 2004 05:27:48 GMT

Ugh. Have to meet with family tomorrow. Am dreading it.

Title: A New Friend or a New Foe? (Well, at least we’re considering that a Sue would be a bad thing for the group)
Perpetrator: DemonSoul159
Summary: Inuyasha and the gang meet someone new but is she good or bad?
Rating: Bad

Name: Kel. Um, okay.
Species: Half human. Half cat demon. Big danger sign.
Age: Not mentioned.

Hair: Not described, surprisingly.
Eyes: See “Hair.”
Appearance: Cat ears and a black tail.

Special Possessions: Two Shikon no Tama shards, I believe.
Clothing: Not described. Hmm.

Backstory: There’s only a 500 word chapter at the Pit of Voles, so I’m really not sure.
Special Abilities: Everything that being a cat-hanyou implies.
Connections to Canon None.

Notes: I was generous with this one, seeing as it’s very short and there isn’t too much purple prose.

Sample: ~*~ Kel the hanyou ~*~
Kel, a half human half cat demon, noticed Inuyasha starting to come towards her. Her black cat tail flicked and her cat ears went back a little. She stood up and turned to start running away.
“Inuyasha the jewel shards are moving away!” Kagome yelled to Inuyasha who was now a couple of feet in front of the group.
“Ok, ok, ok I’m going...” he mumbled. He started to run after the unseen holder of the two jewel shards. Kel looked back and leaped silently into a tree and started jumping tree to tree away from Inuyasha. “Huh?” Inuyasha now caught the full scent of the other hanyou. “Another hanyou, I’m not the only one?” He stopped and started to ask some questions but was snapped back into reality. “Right the jewel shards.” Inuyasha took on a burst of speed and started running after Kel from the ground. Kel didn’t even bother to look down she knew he wasn’t going to stop. Kagome got on her bike and started riding off after Inuyasha. Sango let Kirara transform and pulled Miroku on. Kirara started running after Kagome.
~*~ The Catch ~*~ Inuyasha leapt up in to the tree in front of Kel. She suddenly stopped and lost balance. She fell backwards, but grabbed a branch and pulled herself back up. “What do you want?” She asked Inuyasha. Her ears were now flat against her head making it look like she had no cat ears.
“The jewel shards. Now hand them over.” He grabbed the hilt of the tetsusiaga just incase he needed to use force.
“Now why should I do that?” Kel asked sarcastically. She jumped backwards out of the tree and looked up at Inuyasha. Miroku, Sango, Kagome and Shippou saw Kel and stopped.
“Is that another hanyou?” Questioned Kagome.

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Sat, 13 Mar 2004 04:06:17 GMT

If there’s one thing you lurkers should know about me, it’s that I’m a huge chess dork. And tonight, I had an insanely good run of games. *feels proud that she has such a useless skill*

Title: Inuyasha Has a Sister!
Perpetrator: SailorYingYang
Summary: Inuyasha finds out that he has a half-sister named Hissa. Here is her story and how she feels about her 2 older brothers. A lot of canon characters seem to have unknown half-sisters lately… Poor bastards…
Rating: Awful

Name: Hissa. (All I can think of is ‘hissy fit’ when I read that)
Species: Full demon… half dog-demon, half wolf-demon.
Age: 16.

Hair: “long brown hair that goes to [her] butt”
Eyes: Not described. Thank god.
Appearance: She has a tail, blue streaks on her face, and a scar on her ankle from when her mother realized she had birthed a Sue and tried to kill her.

Special Possessions: A bonus Mary-Sue daughter named Kohana. Also, she has a weird sort of fascination with Kagome… could this be my first lesbian-Sue?
Clothing: Wolf furs.

Backstory: Her mother was a wolf-youkai who killed Inuyasha’s father and tried to kill Hissa. She’s been an angsty drifter since that day.
Special Abilities: She is extremely fast and can change between her human and demon form at will. And she has a sensitive nose *smashes Sue’s nose with a two-by-four* Can you smell the whoop-ass now, bitch?
Connections to Canon Inuyasha’s half-sister.

Notes: The format of this story is fucking weird. Normally I complain about lack of paragraph breaks, but this author has too many.

Sample: I look down at my deep scar on my left ankle where my mother dug her claws into it a few years ago.

I look out at the scenary in front of me.

I'm sitting on a large rock at the edge of a waterfall.

No one would dare to come out here because the water was unpredictable but I enjoyed it because of that.

We were the same both unpredictable to all. I am now 16 years in human age but in my demon form I look ageless.

I have one bright blue strecks on my face as my birth mark to say to all that I am a female that was born a full demon child not some hanyo, I think Father called him Inuyasha.

My other older half-brother was called Sesshomaru.

He was supposedly the older wiser black sheep of the family.

He did things his own way while Inuyasha was the outcast because was a hanyo.

Supposedly Inuyashia had a spell casted on him but somehow he broke free of it and lives again.

I'm rudely broken out my memories when I hear humans yelling towards me.
"Hey girl what are you going there? Get away from their!",yells a group of men as they come close to me.

I can hear them all gasp when they see the side of my face with my blue streck and they notice my wolf like tail that comes out from a small hole in my skirt.

I sniff the air and can smell fear from them.

"Leave me alone humans or face my wrath!",I growl at them as they drop their weapons and run away from the waterfall scared.

I smile slightly at the fact that humans are afraid of me.

Youkais are afraid of me just by glaring at them.

Why, you ask? Because I kill anything that crosses my path with no remorse what so ever.

I probably got that from my worthless mother that only cared about going back to her clan.

I hear my stomach growling now and I get up from the rock.

I jump clear to the other side of the bank easily.

I sniff the air to see if anything good is coming my way.

I smell humans, a small demon and a hanyo coming my way.

This could be interesting and I would be full for at least a week or less depending on hard my next meal would be.

I notice that they are going to camp in my territory.

This is more then a reason to attack and eat them.

I pull my long black hair from in front of my face and put them behind my ears.

I can see the hanyo sniff the air like I do but I doubt that he could seriously smell me out that easily.

He looks like my father and my mother told me what he looked like.

He's my younger half-brother, the stupid hanyo.

"Inuyasha, how's out there?",asks a a girl with long black hair and she's wearing strange clothes from the group.

"I smell a demon.",says Inuyashia as I'm quite surprised but I won't let that bother me because I'm so hungry by now.

"Come out. We won't hurt you.",says the strange girl kindly as I shake my head at the thought of believing a strange human girl.

I run my fastest speed and grab the small youkai that looks like a human fox.

The youkai fox boy doesn't even scream and I stop to see if he's alive.

He opens his eyes and then bites my hand that's holding onto him.

I glare at him angerily and slap him on the cheek hard.

He whimpers like a little cub.

I'm holding onto him harder so he doesn't try that same thing again.

"Put him down or else this arrow will go straight to your heart.",hisses the strange girl as the other girl pulls a giantic boomarang from her back.

"Strange humans.",I mutter annoyedly as I change into a giant wolf, my true form.

I hold onto the youkai fox's vest with my teeth.

The youkai fox yells, "Kagome-chan, help me!" as the strange girl that he called Kagome gets her arrow ready for me.

"Fox Fire!",shouts the youkai fox boy as he disappears from my grasp.

Then I see him run towards Kagome quickly.

Stupid youkai fox boy, I will get something else to eat then.

"That was a warning. Leave now. You are all in *my* territory.",I say with a wolf like growl as Inuyasha gets out a strange old sword that instantly into a larger version of itself.

It must be the Tetsusaiga, the legendary sword that Father showed me when I was young before the incident with my mother.

"Do you intend to use the Tetsusaiga on your own half-sister?",I ask him sarcastically as he looks at me causiously.

"Half-sister? I have only an older brother, Sesshomaru. Father never remarried after he died. It's impossible.",says Inuyashia angerily as I look at him annoyedly.

"Father was upset when your mother died so he had me from my mother. She was from a wolf clan and they fell in love. I am full demon and more powerful than you and Sesshomaru.",I say as I curse silently to myself for telling him and those stupid humans my past.

"What happened to your mother? How did your father die?",asks Kagome curiously but her eyes tell me that she has sympathy for me.

Humans should fear me not worry about me.

"I killed her.",I say dripping with sarcasism in my voice.

"Tell us the truth.",says Inuyashia annoyed as I glare at him.

"She attacked me and I made her blinded by hitting her repeatedly with a tree branch. My mother killed him with her own hands. I saw it all from behind a bush.Then I got away after I knew she was blinded.",I say calmly with no emotion.

"It must have been hard to see that.",says Kagome as she comes surprisingly close to me.

I never did smell her scent in the air.

She surprisingly wasn't afraid of me which is a first for me.

She tries to touch my fur but I move away from her.

She tries again and glares at me annoyed.

She touches my fur and scratches it softly.

That feels good.

I purr loudly and end up falling asleep as she continues to scratches my fur softly.

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