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Friday, April 9th, 2004
5:43 pm
You see some wacky shit on the news, you know? For example, how do you "accidently" swallow a fork?

Title: heart of ice
Perpetrator: Princess Fluffy (*gag*)
Summary: Sess resents humans, but what will happen when he meets a human woman that is more than what she appears to be? Will Sess fall for this mysterious woman or will his hatred of humans get in the way? Please R&R rated G, but may change
Rating: Bad

Name: Amidora
Species: Something mysterious and unexplained as of now.
Age: N/A

Hair: Black
Eyes: Deep emerald
Appearance: She's a bit bloody when Sesshoumaru finds her.

Special Possessions: None yet
Clothing: Not describe

Backstory: She was walking alone and unprotected through the woods of the Western Lands and was attacked by a snake youkai. Sesshoumaru saves her. The fanfiction world groans in despair.
Special Abilities: She's remarkably ungrateful.
Connections to Canon She'll end up with Sesshoumaru. The fanfiction world gives another common groan.

Notes: *gags the Sue with a spork*

Sample: Sesshoumaru just isn't pretty enough if he doesn't have both of his arms!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1806589

current mood: confused

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Thursday, April 8th, 2004
7:28 pm
Sue for Friday, March 26th. Can you say "self-insert"?

Title: Inuyasha’s Vacation
Perpetrator: Amygurl
Summary: Inu&friends meet a girl from the real world who blackmailspersuades everyone to go on a vacation! Sunny beach, beautiful resort, and lots of interruptions! oh, the possibilities. InuKag, MirSag,KouAya,SesOC,BanOC
Rating: Bad

Name: Amy Anderson
Species: Human
Age: 15

Hair: Long and black
Eyes: Hazel
Appearance: She 5’4, and perfectly ordinary looking, dammit! Don’t you forget it!

Special Possessions: None yet
Clothing: Pajamas

Backstory: For some reason she goes from present-day America to Muromachi period Japan through her closet.
Special Abilities: OMG She’s a total Inuyasha fan!
Connections to Canon For once, I hope she ends up with Sesshoumaru. I’d hate to think what would happen if she ended up with Bankotsu.

Notes: No rant. I’m tired.

Sample: And now she’s raving about old Halloween candy.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1803485

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
11:14 am
And today’s Sue, which is also a hanyou.

Title: THE HANYOU GIRL (See?!)
Perpetrator: sesshy’sgirlfriend (*downs a bottle of Bleeprin*)
Summary: this is about a a girl hanyou who is kills humans because they bother but how will this affect the inuyasha gang
Rating: Toxic

Name: Katie. Cause that’s such a Japanese name.
Species: Inu-hanyou.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Red
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Her ears are red too

Special Possessions: Besides a bitchy attitude that gives me an urge to kill, three Shikon jewel shards.
Clothing: Not described

Backstory: She’s part of another family of inu-youkai who like to kill humans and cat demons because they’re bothersome. She meets up with Inuyasha and co. and the bitch-fights commence.
Special Abilities: Even though she’s a total fucking bitch, Miroku hits on her and Inuyasha doesn’t use the Wind Scar on her ass.
Connections to Canon None (I hope).

Notes: No words. Just pain.

Sample: Ooo, Kagome and a Sue fighting like bitches!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1806312

current mood: lazy

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10:57 am
Sue for Thursday, March 25th.

Title: The Mysterious Neko Demon (PAIN)
Perpetrator: Krystal the Neko Demon (What a surprise)
Summary: This is the rewritten story of my original,the mysterious cat demon.The story has changed alot.Naraku has kidnapped a female neko hanyou and she attacks the Inu gang.what happens when they help her and she leads them to where she believes narkau's castle
Rating: Toxic

Name: Krystel. (uh oh)
Species: Neko-hanyou.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: “Red-tipped ivory white hair cascaded down her back which reached down to her tail which was white”
Eyes: “Greyish colored”
Appearance: “Red-tipped white neko ears were ontop of her head.” Also, she has wings. Invisible wings.

Special Possessions: “Her staff,which had two silver blades on each end of the gray-colored stick.” It glows purple. And did I mention the eight Shikon shards?
Clothing: “She wore a white colored kimono that had red stripes that ran around it.” If you wish to see a picture of today’s Sue, go here!

Backstory: Krystal was special enough to be kidnapped by Naraku from the Eastern Lands.
Special Abilities: She can fly and has an impressively Sue-ish command over magic.
Connections to Canon Everyone trusts her immediately.

Notes: I’m dying from the toxic.

Sample: Kagome’s pretty smart, why did she intentionally miss?Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1806381

current mood: lazy

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Tuesday, April 6th, 2004
1:59 pm
And finally, today’s Sue. Doing four in one day will really take it out of you.

Title: Dragonlord
Perpetrator: raydec
Summary: Kagome finds out that she is a decsendant of an ancient race know as dragonlords she finds out she has the ability to turn into a dragon for more info read the story
Rating: Toxic

Name: Kagome Higurashi, who really needs to stop being raped like this.
Species: Dragonlord, it would seem
Age: 16.

Hair: I suppose it’s still black
Eyes: Brown/Gray, depending on if the author reads the manga or watches the anime
Appearance: She has a dragon form which has “hazel wings” and “ocean-blue scales.”

Special Possessions: I know that Grampa Higurashi gives her some heirloom, but I didn’t get that far due to excessive eye-bleedage.
Clothing: Interestingly enough, Kagome’s clothes are ripped off when she goes super-dragon on everyone.

Backstory: I won’t answer this because this is not Higurashi and everything I write is blatant canon misrepresentation of the worst kind.
Special Abilities: She can turn into a fucking dragon.
Connections to Canon Kagome Higurashi with a schizophrenic internal dragon voice named “Rathar.”

Notes: Do they have the SATs in Japan?

Sample: Do you like using grapefruit juice for eyedrops? Well then, this cut is for you!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1800246

current mood: anxious

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1:46 pm
Yesterday’s Sue.

Title: Continuation
Perpetrator: Lady Miki Amaya
Summary: InuYasha finds out that he has a sister, Miki. Please R&R! Man, the number of Inutaishou’s illegimate children could put Wilt Chamberlain to shame.
Rating: Awful

Name: Miki Amaya, which makes sense when you look at the author’s penname.
Species: Hanyou… I think?.
Age: 13.

Hair: “raven-black, waist-length hair that flowed about her gracefully.”
Eyes: Golden
Appearance: “Perched atop her head were two midnight- black dog ears that twitched now and then.”

Special Possessions: I’m choosing to leave this category blank lest an uncontrollable rage assault me and I’m unable to finish the day’s reports.
Clothing: “She was dressed the way a miko would dress”

Backstory: She was raised as a apprentice to the miko who taught Kikyou. It was decided that she’d stay out of the public eye until she was eighteen, all the better to impress everyone with her super-speshul powers when the time came.
Special Abilities: She can run fast and pull huge pink ball of energy out of thin air. She can also transform into a raven and fly. She’s just that special. Also, she’s well versed in the arts of healing.
Connections to Canon One of Inuyasha’s many unknown sisters. And he has something of an incestuous crush on her.

Notes: *headdesk*.

Sample: Incest, I tell you!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1801490

current mood: anxious

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10:35 am
Here’s the Sue for last Saturday.

Title: Call of the Dog Demons
Perpetrator: I’m-A-Shady-Gurl (I won’t ask)
Summary: Sesshomaru is a mysterious, handsome, overconfident 16-year-old boy who is part of a gang of bullies in school. Practically every girl in school is throwing themselves to him. But then a new student appears in his life. How will this change him? SessXOC - Like shooting fish in a barrel. *prepares the canon-stick*
Rating: Bad

Name: She is as yet unnamed
Species: Inu-youkai.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Long black hair
Eyes: “the coldest grey eyes you have ever seen.”
Appearance: Mysterious, enigmatic, blah blah blah.

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: “She had a white kimono on, and it had blue stipes all over it.

Backstory: A mess of dragon demons killed her husband and only son, so now she has a vendetta against them.
Special Abilities: She has a youkai form and can fly. Or something.
Connections to Canon She’s so going to end up with Sesshoumaru

Notes: At least they’re pairing him with a youkai this time.

Sample: I’ll admit the premise is a bit interesting, but the prose is dry as dust.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1664047

current mood: anxious

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10:28 am
I am SO sorry that I missed the Sues for the last three days, but it couldn’t be helped… I never realized that I took a home computer for granted before. Here’s the Sue for Wednesday, March 24.

Title: Because of you
Perpetrator: kaikawaii
Summary: Sesshomaru is a mysterious, handsome, overconfident 16-year-old boy who is part of a gang of bullies in school. Practically every girl in school is throwing themselves to him. But then a new student appears in his life. How will this change him? SessXOC - Like shooting fish in a barrel. *prepares the canon-stick*
Rating: Awful

Name: Emiko Ishikawa
Species: Perky human teenager.
Age: 16

Hair: “She slowly brushed her coffee-colored, shoulder length hair and tied it in a high ponytail.”
Eyes: Emerald sparkly eyes.
Appearance: She’s beautiful enough to catch Sesshoumaru’s attention.

Special Possessions: And “azure-colored room” and a younger brother.
Clothing: Except for her “lavender colored velvet slippers,” nothing else is described.

Backstory: She’s just transferred to a very highly-acclaimed school and gets run over by Sesshoumaru’s motorcycle before she gets through the door. No such luck on her dying, though
Special Abilities: She immediately becomes bestest buddies with Kagome and Inuyasha.
Connections to Canon She’s so going to end up with Sesshoumaru.

Notes: I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: DOGS DO NOT PURR.

Sample: They don’t! I’m serious!.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1802036

current mood: anxious

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Friday, April 2nd, 2004
11:10 am
Canon-rape! Canon-rape for everyone!

Title: The Wild HanyouInuyasha's Little Sister
Perpetrator: Babygirl2019
Summary: Inuyasha and the gang meets Sora To the point, I’ll admit.
Rating: Awful

Name: Sora
Species: Hanyou.
Age: 16

Hair: “long sliver hair with brown streaks” I’m starting to hate the silver/sliver typo.
Eyes: “light brown eyes that sparkled in the sun,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.
Appearance: Her body is “curvier than Kagome’s.” She also has dog ears, but no tail because she’s a wolf-hanyou (WTF?)

Special Possessions: A sword named “Shikon.” *eyeroll* But before you down the Bleeprin, get this: it was made by the “same power and elements of the Shikon jewel” and it can only work in her hands. She’s that special.
Clothing: “she wore a light blue skirt and a light blue fire rat coat (the same thing Inuyasha wears)”

Backstory: She shows up out of the blue. For no reason. Everyone loves her immediately.
Special Abilities: She gave me an urge to kill in less than 1,000 words.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha’s younger sister, as they often seem to be. And she’ll probably end up with Kouga.

Notes: Okay, so Inuyasha’s younger sister is a wolf hanyou. This rules out the possibility of InuTaisho being her father, which means that Izayoi was sleeping around. That in itself makes me want to print out the fic for the sole purpose of BURNING IT.

Sample: Kouga seems like a bit of a manwhore in this too.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1799138

current mood: sick

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11:09 am
ue for Tuesday, March 23rd.

Title: The Day Inuyasha Met a Old Friend (and promptly FEASTED ON HER ENTRAILS, MWAHAHAHAHAHA)
Perpetrator: rose19
Summary: what happens whenn Inuyasha and a old friend meet after a long time, with Kagome mixed in the middle? read to find out. There should be a ff.net screening process for summaries… if you can’t put correct grammar and spelling in the summary, what chance does the fic have?
Rating: Awful

Name: Rose. *points to author name*
Species: I’m not sure, the huge text block ate my brain.
Age: I guess about Sesshoumaru’s age.

Hair: “baby blue hair”
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Nothing else is mentioned (thank god).

Special Possessions: Besides an annoying attitude? None.
Clothing: And off-white undershirt and “navy-blue outfit.”

Backstory: Apparently she used to live next door to Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha… or something…
Special Abilities: Some sort of lightning power that she uses to trap Kagome *bitchslaps Sue*
Connections to Canon “A Old Friend” of Inuyasha’s.

Notes: A note to the Suethor: DOGS DO NOT PURR.

Sample: Good grammar is a blessing and your fucking laziness is no excuse not to use it.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1799293

current mood: sick

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Thursday, April 1st, 2004
2:35 pm
Happy April Fools day, guys. Today’s Sue is a lurker contribution, and man is it a doozy. No such luck on me playing some sort of elaborate April Fools joke on you guys, I’ll just torture you with this little gem instead. And before you pre-empt me, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. By all rights, the author is serious O_O

Title: Evil Blood, Dangerous Love
Perpetrator: Ice-dragon1018
Summary: Serenity was not your average female. She was cursed by her past and was forbidden to feel emotion. When she meets up with Sesshomaru, her whole world changes. . . Another Serenity! Are your eyes burning yet?
Rating: Toxic

Name: Serenity. *barf*
Species: Get this: She’s a triple breed. Her father was an inuyoukai and her mother was half fire-demon, half Angelic Death demon. *vomits* *pukes again* *dry heaves now that stomach is empty*
Age: Dunno.

Hair: She’s the spitting image of her mother, who had “long and silky black hair with red highlights flowing down her back.”
Eyes: “beautiful emerald green eyes”
Appearance: Slightly pointed ears, naturally black nails.

Special Possessions: Lots of weaponry and cool stuff that she fights with.
Clothing: Not described, and I’m thanking my lucky stars.

Backstory: Her mother was killed in a fire, her father was beheaded, so she strikes out on her own to find her mother’s friend and because even more supah dupa and powerful than she already was! *gags self with spork*
Special Abilities: She can fight and has some weird bloodlust ability that makes her kill with greater efficiency. Or something. All I know is I want to crack a lead pipe across her face.
Connections to Canon Another Sue for Sesshoumaru™! Poor guy.

Notes: I would say that I hope this is an April Fools Day troll, but I’ve been hoping that for almost every Sue over the last few months. No such luck today either.

Sample: Oh, BARF.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1793023

current mood: disgusted

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2:17 pm
Sue for Monday, March 22nd.

Title: A Love Like No Other (trust me, Sesshoumaru has been involved in several such relationships in the fandom)
Perpetrator: Ashiteru1984
Summary: CHAPTER 2 UP! Kaze, a servent girl. Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands. Both have lived tragic lives. When they meet they dispise one another, but it grows into love. Can Kaze warm Sesshomaru's heart? SesshomaruKaze *headdesk*
Rating: Awful

Name: Kaze
Species: Human, as Sesshoumaru’s fandom mistresses tend to be. I always figured that it’s because they’re just easier to kill.
Age: Eighteen.

Hair: No color is described, but it’s “thin” and “pulled up into a kerchief.”
Eyes: Not described.
Appearance: Lovely young woman, blah blah blah.

Special Possessions: None yet, but I’m sure Sesshoumaru’s ass will figure in somewhere.
Clothing: A “tattered royal blue kimono.”

Backstory: She’s served some feudal lord for a number of years and is respectful and devoted even though he’s a prick. She passes out one day and Kagome and Inuyasha find her because she has a Shikon Shard somewhere on her person.
Special Abilities: Not performed yet, but just look at the summary: she’ll “warm Sesshoumaru’s heart.” < barf >
Connections to Canon Sesshoumaru’s future love interest

Notes: Nothing to add, this is a pretty common breed of Sue.

Sample: Wangst, Sue! WANGST!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1778071

current mood: bored

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Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
11:01 am
Sue for Sunday, March 21st.

Title: Serenity is on her own (Great, then we can pick her off with a sniper!)
Perpetrator: Maru-sha
Summary: yup, you read right ! serenity, the little sister of Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru, is going out into the world on her own, with shippo of course. shes a very funny 14 year old. she will met new people and friends and fall into danger at times too ! I’ve lost interest already. But a Sue is a Sue, and this one is just too easy to shred.
Rating: Awful

Name: Serenity *vomit*
Species: Human, I think.
Age: Fourteen.

Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described.
Appearance: Nothing is really mentioned.

Special Possessions: A yellow duffel bag with a lot of clothes and Shippou in tow.
Clothing: Not described.

Backstory: Since the radio broadcaster was trying to improve ratings with his weather reports, Serenity decides to strike out on her own at the tender age of fourteen. Naturally, Sesshoumaru is against this and she takes Shippou along for the ride.
Special Abilities: She’s apparently very mature for her age.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru’s younger sister, and I think Shippou’s older brother (?!)

Notes: My words to the Sue: I’ll kill you and make it look like an accident. I swear to God, I will.

Sample: *kick monitor in an attempt to destroy the Sue*Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1797333

current mood: calm

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10:52 am
There should be a canon-law: Pirates of the Caribbean does not mix well with Inuyasha. It usually gives your readers a bad taste in their mouth and a feeling that they will projectile vomit.

Title: A pirates Life (her capitalization)
Perpetrator: Insane Kawaii Shippo-Chan (ARGH)
Summary: all im gonna say this is my first fic so please, be nice? tis about pirates and me have me own character named eavrina inside It’s just too easy, sometimes.
Rating: Awful

Name: Evarina
Species: Um. I’m not sure. Hanyou?
Age: Five, but with the linguistic skills and tolerance for blood of a teenager.

Hair: “The young girl’s hair was moonlight white”
Eyes: Amber, which seems to be ad nauseum around here.
Appearance: “Puppy-shaped” ears, which provoke a disturbing mental image, pale skin, delicate face, blah de blah de blah.

Special Possessions: Pancakes.
Clothing: Pajamas.

Backstory: Three years ago she waltzed into Inuyasha and Miroku’s life. Now she’s five, the three of them live on a pirate ship, and Miroku and Inuyasha have a seemingly homoerotic relationship. Which I don’t mind myself, but I’ve always preferred Miroku with Sesshoumaru.
Special Abilities: She can make pancakes and apply a quick knee to your groin.
Connections to Canon Inuyasha and Miroku’s adopted daughter. I wonder if the author knows just how slashy she made the two.

Notes: Kagome, Kikyou, Yura, and Sango are pretty badly Sued too, but I don’t think I’ll try and handle canon-rape today. Maybe tomorrow I’ll do a multi-Sue report of the crew. Another thing I love about this fic is that the author wastes words describing canon characters in aching detail despite the fact that we know what kind of clothes Miroku wears and what color Inuyasha’s hair is.

Sample: So just because the characters are sailors, they have to swear like them?Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1795979

current mood: calm

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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
11:25 am
Today's Sue. No rant, even though I feel really awful.

Title: The Demon Hidden Within
Perpetrator: RevolutionaryKnight
Summary: Kagome brings Emily, the new exchange student, to the past when she senses a weird energy emitting from her. Well, at least the Sue isn’t “accidently” falling through the well in this story.
Rating: Bad

Name: Emily
Species: Exchange student, a staple of any Sue-archive.
Age: Same as Kagome, I guess.

Hair: “long, poofy brown hair”
Eyes: “a greenish color with specks of brown.” Mmm, earthy!
Appearance: Um. She’s tall? And American looking?

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: School uniform, I guess.

Backstory: So, in a burst of surprise, this girl is a demon. Yeah. And she travels around looking for jewel shards with Kagome and Inuyasha barely ten minutes after she meets them. That’s about all there is to it.
Special Abilities: She immediately belongs in the feudal lifestyle despite the fact that she’s used to being a big, pampered, perfumed human in the present day her entire life. Even Kagome didn’t adjust that quickly.
Connections to Canon Kagome’s friend. And I have a sneaking suspicion she’ll end up with Sesshoumaru.

Notes: Let’s just call today “poor development day” and get on with it.

Sample: Second chapter which doesn’t really contribute much to the story.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1759290

current mood: awful

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11:11 am
Sue for Saturday, March 20th.

Title: The Female Hanyo (Oh, jeebus)
Perpetrator: Kestral (don’t get me started on my Thestral reference…)
Summary: Theres a female hanyo living with Kagome and she has caught some unwanted attention by two males and none of them is Miroku. Read and Review I'm still developing the story and Tavris's character so please bear with me.
Rating: Awful

Name: Tavris, I think
Species: Hanyou
Age: Not sure

Hair: Black and silver. Seems a little skunkish, no?
Eyes: “starting silver eyes”, whatever those are supposed to be.
Appearance: “marks of a full grown youkai but they were faded against her skin
as if she had tried to put a spell over them.”

Special Possessions: None yet.
Clothing: Not described, except for a leash and collar. Kinky.

Backstory: Um, for some reason she was sent to Aspen to be put in the Higurashi’s care while Kagome and her family are on vacation… I’m lost.
Special Abilities: All that being a hanyou would imply
Connections to Canon Kagome’s new pet! Whee!

Notes: Poor development makes the moderator’s eyes bleed.

Sample: *weeps*Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1746894

current mood: awful

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Monday, March 29th, 2004
9:18 am
Today’s Sue, and I think you’ll all agree with me when I say it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Title: Family bonds (AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!)
Perpetrator: kitsune-youkai-17
Summary: Kagome's aunt and uncle are killed and her cousin comes to live with her. But what happens when she finds out they are connected in more ties than by blood? Can Kagome come to terms with this as well as protect her cousin? IK, MS, OCOC. It is better than Better than what?
Rating: Toxic

Name: Yuki Higurashi
Species: Miko. *heaves huge sigh*
Age: Younger than Kagome… 14, I guess?

Hair: “Her blonde hair that came down to her shoulders was messed up” Poor schnookums. Also, the color doesn’t make a whit of sense considering that she’s related to Kagome through her father’s side of the family and I’m pretty sure he’s Japanese (and therefore NOT BLOND)
Eyes: Oh, check out the purple prose here: “her eyes showed terrible sadness. These emotions played havoc with her emerald green eyes.” Kagome has to get over “the shock” of seeing them. *eyeroll*
Appearance: She normally has tanned skin, but now it’s pale. And she looks anorexic, if that’s what you call “not eating for two weeks.”

Special Possessions: I think she has bipolar disorder… she can go from grief-stricken to bubbly ditz in an unhealthy frame of time.
Clothing: Not described. Thank god.

Backstory: Her parents died and now she’s come to Tokyo to live with Kagome. Apparently she’s psychic, a miko, and she and Kagome are the only Higurashi females to be born for three centuries. There are no words. I can only weep.
Special Abilities: She’s psychic. And a miko. And Kagome knew this the whole time. *beats head against keyboard until sweet, sweet unconsciousness takes over*
Connections to Canon Kagome’s cousin. Ouch. Poor Kagome.

Notes: So apparently being a miko is a family thing? And Kagome’s resemblance and parallel factors with Kikyou are just a coincidence?

Sample: Does Bleeprin only apply to the Harry Potter fandom?Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1794530

current mood: cranky

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9:02 am
Okay, I'm updating from school and will try to do two each day as best I can. Here we have Friday's Sue!

Title: Thy Truest Being (Beg pardon?)
Perpetrator: knifebladenails (this author name almost ranks up there with “BloodyPaperDoll”
Summary: A strange girl arrives at the Sunset Shrine, but is she more than she seems? It’s just not a challenge to pick out these Sues anymore!
Rating: Awful

Name: Miranda
Species: She’s not a punk, she just likes to dress like them.
Age: 15.

Hair: “blonde hair dyed a bright shade of purple on the ends that went down to mid-thigh length” Well, this one gets points for originality.
Eyes: “Crystal -blue” That one’s been used before.
Appearance: Since she has toned leg muscles and curves in all the right places, we’re to figure that she’s pretty hot. Apparently she’s lucky that Miroku can’t get past the well, because he’d want to throw her down and shag her senseless or something like that.

Special Possessions: A younger sister and a cat named Kenshin whom I weep for.
Clothing: “a black tank top and a plad mini-skirt almost as purple as her hair. The outfit showed off her figure well.”

Backstory: The painfully overused “Exchange student from California/New York/Other American State”. Even the ‘author’ realizes that it’s so overused.
Special Abilities: OMG she has calloused hands and can do a bit of work! (despite her lithe, delicate frame. How odd)
Connections to Canon She’s invaded Kagome’s house.

Notes: Jaysus, one chapter is enough to tell now!

Sample: I love Souta in this story, he seems to have a sixth sense about the Sue.Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1794572

current mood: determined

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Friday, March 19th, 2004
1:41 pm - Officially, WTF?!
Well, I'm forced to apologise yet again for no Sue yesterday... but right now I'm updating from a friend's laptop because my computer suddenly refused to boot up on me. Something about corrupted system files and I need to dig through my shit to find a start-up disk. Sorry, lovelies, I don't know when I'll be back, but I promise that I will be as soon as I can. I also promise to make up for the days I miss some way or another... if there's a Sue you want shredded, blow it over my way.

Sorry again,

Inuyasha Sue of the Day

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Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
10:45 pm
Hmm. My ex-boyfriend wants to date my sister. Does anyone else see a conflict of interest here?

Title: Realizations
Perpetrator: Ayeka69
Summary: Sesshomaru doesn't realize how special someone was to him until she is gone. Ah, a ray of hope… at least we know she’s dead.
Rating: Bad

Name: Ninoka
Species: Some sort of fox demon.
Age: Dunno.

Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described
Appearance: Fox tail and ears.

Special Possessions: Ninja throwing stars and a long sword. Also, she has some sort of pet eagle… for some reason…
Clothing: Not described. That’s another good thing about this Sue

Backstory: Apparently Sesshoumaru and Ninoka have had some sort of alliance for the past five years. The story is pretty sketchy about it.
Special Abilities: She’s an awesome fighter and noble sacrifice all in one!
Connections to Canon Sesshoumaru is in lurve with her, but doesn’t realize it until she’s dead. Such a shame.

Notes: I’ll be generous with this one. At least the grammar and spelling are better than average, and the Sue dies! That’s good enough for me.

Sample: Ooo, Kagome and a Sue, fighting like bitches!Collapse )

Check out the whole story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1776990

current mood: crappy

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